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Offline Tucker

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If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« on: December 29, 2009, 09:14:48 AM »
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MrsBrady  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Dec-28-09 07:14 PM
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If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan at the airport...
   
are they gonna think my maxi pad is a bomb?

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1. Imagine all the women they'll make pull out their tampons, too! Yecch! nt

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11. Just to throw them off, men should start wearing maxi pads.

3/4 of the DU men do. The other 1/4 are moles. :-)

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MilesColtrane  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Dec-28-09 10:03 PM
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18. I've heard the TSA is training a special force of crotch sniffing dogs.
   
Most dogs are naturals at this.

They really are a disgusting bunch. Is nothing sacred?

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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2009, 09:20:41 AM »
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »
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18. I've heard the TSA is training a special force of crotch sniffing dogs.
  
Most dogs are naturals at this.

I think I have actually discovered a useful vocation for my dog.  :evillaugh:
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2009, 12:20:37 PM »
Gross as it is....the post made me think about it.

Also what about those that wear adult diapers?

This also raises more questions....if these items don't show up....wouldn't that mean that those items could be used to easily hide explosives similar to the way a condom in the terrorist's underwear did?

Seems to me that Homeland Security needs to start thinking outside the box (no pun intended), stop looking for the obvious, and start looking for the obscure.

Obviously the terrorists already have...

Though first Obama and his Merry Band of Idiots have to recognize that terrorists do still exist!
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2009, 12:39:12 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 29, 2009, 12:20:37 PM
Gross as it is....the post made me think about it.

Also what about those that wear adult diapers?

This also raises more questions....if these items don't show up....wouldn't that mean that those items could be used to easily hide explosives similar to the way a condom in the terrorist's underwear did?

Seems to me that Homeland Security needs to start thinking outside the box (no pun intended), stop looking for the obvious, and start looking for the obscure.

Obviously the terrorists already have...

Though first Obama and his Merry Band of Idiots have to recognize that terrorists do still exist!

How about a surgically implanted IED?  :o
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2009, 01:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 29, 2009, 12:39:12 PM
How about a surgically implanted IED?  :o

A surgically implanted IED made out of plastic explosives, with one of those internal defibrillators that have an external control to trigger the IED?
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2009, 01:13:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 29, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
A surgically implanted IED made out of plastic explosives, with one of those internal defibrillators that have an external control to trigger the IED?

That could work. I think I read a story like that once.
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2009, 01:18:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 29, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
A surgically implanted IED made out of plastic explosives, with one of those internal defibrillators that have an external control to trigger the IED?

You seem to be channeling a Stinky the Clown post here.   :rotf:
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2009, 01:19:03 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 29, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
A surgically implanted IED made out of plastic explosives, with one of those internal defibrillators that have an external control to trigger the IED?

Wow, never thought of that. And Pedro's little brother, the Fat Che's Little Brothert Blue Ribbon Dummy, is a real threat. After having that Volkswagen surgically removed, he could easily conceal a bunker buster bomb.
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2009, 01:19:30 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2009, 01:19:03 PM
Wow, never thought of that. And Pedro's little brother, the Fat Che's Little Brothert Blue Ribbon Dummy, is a real threat. After having that Volkswagen surgically removed, he could easily conceal a bunker buster bomb.
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2009, 01:22:46 PM »
What about fake boobs. I've made a few drying ovens for that industry and you could have two separate chemical liquids, one in each boob. then poke a syringe in to get it out and mix it up.  Some muzzy kook issued a fatwa saying that women are okey dokey to suicide bomb so don't be too surprised when this happens.

My guess to this will be a government fatwa issued by AlObama Sistani to shut down all fake boobs and make all women with the implants will be forced to remove them if they want to fly.
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2009, 01:58:30 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 29, 2009, 01:22:46 PM
What about fake boobs. I've made a few drying ovens for that industry and you could have two separate chemical liquids, one in each boob. then poke a syringe in to get it out and mix it up.  Some muzzy kook issued a fatwa saying that women are okey dokey to suicide bomb so don't be too surprised when this happens.

My guess to this will be a government fatwa issued by AlObama Sistani to shut down all fake boobs and make all women with the implants will be forced to remove them if they want to fly.

Or a 'huba huba heinie'?  Hire 'one hung low' who had to be balanced out?  The possibilities are endless (as are bad puns I am sure).

What this really points up is the need to do more than check old white ladies feet.   :fuelfire:  Can Nappy the Hoe figure this out or is it over her 'pay grade'??

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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2009, 02:27:41 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on December 29, 2009, 01:58:30 PM
Or a 'huba huba heinie'?  Hire 'one hung low' who had to be balanced out?  The possibilities are endless (as are bad puns I am sure).

What this really points up is the need to do more than check old white ladies feet.   :fuelfire:  Can Nappy the Hoe figure this out or is it over her 'pay grade'??




Taking off our shoes was a knee jerk reaction to keep the public pacified....when you are wearing a very flat pair of flipflops...chances are they aren't concealing a bomb...

Then it was the whole thing with the liquids and creams....good way to force people to buy airport sold drinks.

Now what are they going to do....body cavity searches?

The first thing they need to do....is to recognize that terrorism isn't going to stop no matter how much Obama goes around the world bowing to Islamic leaders.

The next will be to acknowledge that terrorists do exist, they want us dead, and they aren't going to stop trying as long as they think they may or may not have a chance....

Then to realize that what happened Christmas Day is more likely a diversion for something big...that won't be happening on an airplane or in an airport.....but more likely to be something big and public....just like the WTC or Pentagon were.

I'm thinking a bowl game...or Super Bowl...
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Re: If I'm on my period, and they do a full body scan- Pigs at their best -Warning
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »
You must be dreaming if you think the DUmmies who run the government are ever going to come to their senses.
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