Oh goody--a rice cooker. More starchy carbs, more high-calorie shit.
Okay, I was in town getting some necessaries, and since the grain elevator's across the street a little ways from the grocery store, I stopped in to wish the 404-pound 56-year-old guy who shovels grain there five and a half days a week, a happy new year.
I described the gigantic primitive's diet to him.
He says no way that's gonna work.