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Offline franksolich

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greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« on: December 03, 2009, 11:14:06 AM »
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Oh my.

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-03-09 09:18 AM
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Day 9 in the hospital. I have missed you all

I went to the ER Wed the 25 and was quickly admitted to the hospital. My lipase level was over 4500 and it is supposed to be under 300.

I get nothing to eat by mouth except the occasional ice chips from Wed-Sunday Sunday I got clear liquid diet...could not keep it down.

Monday pm I had exploratory surgery to see if I had stones left over from my gallbladder surgery years ago...NOTHING was found.

Yesterday I was given an infusion (think chemo for Crohn's) But now my lipase level is back to over 700.

I am really discouraged and frustrated.

I miss my family, my friends and my life.

ONE good thing has come from this 9 day stay so far...I have not had a cig since the 25th of November.

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-03-09 12:05 PM
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7. There are toooooooooo many damn food commercials

I am so friking hungry and there are way too many food commercials on TV

Most of the few primitive comments are simply good wishes, nothing more.
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 11:22:31 AM »
Awww...high lipase level caused by acute pancreatitis?

Uh, green dear--there's something else that causes that besides gallstones, which you claimed you didn't have.  Oh, what was that?  Oh yeah--alcoholism!

And for the record, your normal lipase level should be under 150, not 300.  Sheesh.
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 11:26:34 AM »
What's the over/under on how many threads she starts about her supposed "hospitalization"? :whatever:
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 11:41:45 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 03, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
What's the over/under on how many threads she starts about her supposed "hospitalization"? :whatever:

I'd go with eight.
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 11:53:20 AM »
I didn't even know she was missing.

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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 12:01:13 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2009, 11:41:45 AM
I'd go with eight.

Glad to see the liar back. She should come up with some entertaining threads on this imaginary hospitalization.

If she's really under the weather, it's likely due to Mark getting drunk after finding out the personal info she's smeared on the internets, and then going all Elin on her. Again.
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 02:08:15 PM »
[Greenbriar mode on] If I don't post anything for a week, the lovely people over at CC will have forgotten about me and my careless revelation on my true self.[Greenbriar mode off]

Sure Pam D. We did. I promise you we did. :evillaugh:
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 07:24:51 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 03, 2009, 11:22:31 AM
Awww...high lipase level caused by acute pancreatitis?

Uh, green dear--there's something else that causes that besides gallstones, which you claimed you didn't have.  Oh, what was that?  Oh yeah--alcoholism!

And for the record, your normal lipase level should be under 150, not 300.  Sheesh.

Yep, even then some things like pancreatitis are said to go seven to ten times normal levels. And exploratory surgery to see if there were gall stones left after gall bladder surgery years ago? I've never heard of a gall bladder surgery where they leave the gall bladder.
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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 09:46:19 PM »
nothing that 4 to 6 weeks of  bowel rest and TPN won't cure

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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 12:30:52 AM »
Quote from: kenth on December 03, 2009, 07:24:51 PM
Yep, even then some things like pancreatitis are said to go seven to ten times normal levels. And exploratory surgery to see if there were gall stones left after gall bladder surgery years ago? I've never heard of a gall bladder surgery where they leave the gall bladder.

I've never heard of gall stones getting "lost" somewhere else after surgery either????????? Where the hell were they looking? Up a pig's ass eatin' pork sandwiches?

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Re: greenbriar primitive out of the hospital now
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 02:39:38 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 03, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
What's the over/under on how many threads she starts about her supposed "hospitalization"? :whatever:

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