I got a crisp new Franklin that says less that 1% of the DUmmys could get a Science degree. In college in liberal arts degree (psyche, soc, art...) was an automatic A and I didn't bother going to classes. That gave me more time for Fluid Dynamics, Thermodynamics, Heat Transfer, etc.
You DUmbasses just want the job without actually putting in the time. But you wouldn't want the job because it requires lots of unpaid overtime.