Good thing she isn't one of those doctors that no matter where it hurts, she wants to kiss it and make it better....
I went to one for a hernia and ended up having to change my phone number....
Patient: Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me. Every time I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What do you think it is?
Doc: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect....
Doc: I want you to jog 5 miles a day for 2 weeks.
Patient (two weeks later, on the phone): Now what, Doc. I'm 70 miles from my house....
