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What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« on: November 09, 2009, 09:59:06 PM »
What is the best way to deal with the left?
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 10:14:13 PM »
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 11:28:20 PM »
I like your thinking, but I think he is interested in a more personal, one on one type situation.

In such situations I find a 2 1/2 to 3 inch knife adequate. Something cheap, that you can throw away.
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 11:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Ranger Rick on November 09, 2009, 11:28:20 PM
I like your thinking, but I think he is interested in a more personal, one on one type situation.

In such situations I find a 2 1/2 to 3 inch knife adequate. Something cheap, that you can throw away.

Well both, one-on-one and as a whole.
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 12:11:36 AM »
Quote from: Ranger Rick on November 09, 2009, 11:28:20 PM
I like your thinking, but I think he is interested in a more personal, one on one type situation.

In such situations I find a 2 1/2 to 3 inch knife adequate. Something cheap, that you can throw away.


Takes to much time. Nuking them from orbit takes much less time and it has the added advantage of watching them glow in the dark so any survivors can be dealt with at close range.
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2009, 03:13:44 AM »
Speak softly and carry a big stick.......and use the stick often.
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2009, 10:03:57 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
What is the best way to deal with the left?

Put them all on a shuttle. Aim at the sun. Then  :cheersmate:
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2009, 11:26:37 AM »
Rocks. Rocks are good. Two/three pound sand stone.

The problem with nukes, is that you can't hear them scream.
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2009, 01:29:40 PM »
Suspend the Bill of Rights for two years and round them up and deport all of them to the communist nation of their chosing.

Barring that, elminate "tenure" at all public universities/colleges and decertify all teachers' unions.  Take back the education system and you take back the country. 
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2009, 02:08:12 PM »
Keep acting like a good, loyal conservative. Maybe they'll split the country in half, forming their own liberal nation. We then invade, taking them all captive and enslaving them. Fire up up death camps boys. :naughty:
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2009, 03:39:08 PM »
I say dump'em them into the Mariana Trench.  :evillaugh:
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2009, 03:45:21 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on November 10, 2009, 02:08:12 PM
Keep acting like a good, loyal conservative. Maybe they'll split the country in half, forming their own liberal nation. We then invade, taking them all captive and enslaving them. Fire up up death camps boys. :naughty:

I like this idea the best so far. Who would you choose for our CinC
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2009, 03:45:54 PM »
Two in the chest, one in the head?
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 04:13:55 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on November 10, 2009, 03:45:21 PM
I like this idea the best so far. Who would you choose for our CinC

"W" of course.
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Re: What Is The Best Way To Deal With The Left?
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2009, 04:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
What is the best way to deal with the left?

High powered rifles.
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