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Offline bijou

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Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« on: November 04, 2009, 09:42:59 AM »
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A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.


The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.  ...
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8339549.stm

Not natural outdoorsmen I would guess.
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 09:46:27 AM »
ha ha ha ha ha...  :lmao:
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 10:36:54 PM »
I take there will be a fatwa against bears? The bear must be an infidel.  :lmao: Bears are cool animals.
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 09:35:52 AM »
Nott seeing a down side here, the bear lived and the Muslim militants didn't...
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 10:10:37 AM »
Hope the bear didn't get indigestion!
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 10:11:18 AM »
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent jihadist militant assholes."
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 10:28:52 AM »
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The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

I'm guessing this is one of the little known occupational hazards of being a chickenshit Islamofascist thug?

on edit: Wait a minute: bear genders are referred to as boars and sows.  Does this mean that we've got a couple of jihadis that got turned away from Allah and his 72 virgin vending machines?  :bigbird:
« Last Edit: November 05, 2009, 10:32:55 AM by DefiantSix »
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 10:38:00 AM »
Militants wear Cashmere? Seriously? I was thinking a wool blend.

Wait...

Never mind.
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 10:43:02 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on November 05, 2009, 10:38:00 AM
Militants wear Cashmere? Seriously? I was thinking a wool blend.

Wait...

Never mind.



Oh wait, that was velour.  Never Mind.
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 02:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Flame on November 05, 2009, 10:10:37 AM
Hope the bear didn't get indigestion!

I wonder how many Tums the bear would need for that heartburn?
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 02:23:09 PM »
Quote from: newbeer on November 05, 2009, 02:21:58 PM
I wonder how many Tums the bear would need for that heartburn?
I'm more worried about its cholesterol level.

Hajjis are very greasy.
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2009, 07:30:43 AM »
If a bear eats a Muslim in the woods and nobody's around does he make a sound? 
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Re: Bear kills militants in Kashmir
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 11:02:25 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on November 06, 2009, 07:30:43 AM
If a bear eats a Muslim in the woods and nobody's around does he make a sound? 

Whatever happend to the ol' high five?  :cheersmate:
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