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Offline Casey

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Khamenei Said to be in Coma
« on: October 13, 2009, 07:41:23 PM »
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Re: Khamenei Said to be in Coma
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 07:44:55 PM »
Hmmm...  this outta be interesting.  I wonder how smooth the transition will be for his replacement.
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Re: Khamenei Said to be in Coma
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 09:58:51 PM »
Remind me again who Khamenei is.

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Re: Khamenei Said to be in Coma
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 09:59:50 PM »
Iran's supreme cleric dude.  The real Head of State.
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Khamenei Dead?
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 07:56:21 PM »
http://noiri.blogspot.com/2009/10/khamenei-reportedly-dead.html

No details, unconfirmed.  Expected to be announced Thursday morning (Tehran time).

Not one to gloat, but would be GREAT news.
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Re: Khamenei Said to be in Coma
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 08:18:03 PM »
Khamenei was one evil and ancient mother.
It won't matter if he dies, they will just find another supreme leader just as  :mental: :bird: :evillaugh: as he was.
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Re: Khamenei Dead?
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 09:15:21 PM »
http://noiri.blogspot.com/2009/10/khamenei-reportedly-dead.html

No details, unconfirmed.  Expected to be announced Thursday morning (Tehran time).

Not one to gloat, but would be GREAT news.
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