This sounds like a bouncy, or at best a stretchy by berni_mccoy to convince other primitives to stop the Obashing that is becoming more and more common as even the primitives start to realize that he may not be the legendary prophet 'Ponybringer' from the ancient cave paintings.
to quote from their holy book;
Liberals 4:20
'and on that day Ponybringer will arrive on a field of green, in a chariot made from acorns. To all those who are filled with hope for the change he heralds, a pony will be given by him, by his hand outstretched and nostrils held high.'