Just a thought--a lot of the primitives don't bother with TP anyway, so what are they bitching about?
Actually, the primitives have an abnormal obsession with, a fetish about, toilet paper.
When the primitives talk about surviving some sort of natural or political disaster, toilet paper's always on the top of their list of things to hoard.
And primitives are notorious for spending their welfare money--one can see in Wal-Mart--on the quadruple-ply triple-extra-soft finely-knitted perfumed lotioned toilet paper that costs about four times as much, for a fourth of the paper.
Primitives have a fetish about it. Really.