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Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« on: October 06, 2009, 07:57:46 AM »
Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'

AP story at LINK

This sh*tbag should have done that immediately....and why the H*ll do people laugh and applaud?  It ain' funny.   :banghead:
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 08:15:39 AM »
These are the same people who laugh and think it's cute when he talks about 14-year old daughters (Palin) getting "knocked up" by Derek Jeter.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 08:30:20 AM »
The mans a train wreck.  I wonder if his contract will get extended.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 08:37:51 AM »
If he were my husband*shudder*, he'd be homeless and have a dent in his head.   :hammer:
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 08:41:26 AM »
Why did he have to do it on his show?  Why not in person?  The fact that he'd do this on air shows that he really cares more about the ratings it would pull then the actual person he was giving it to.

I hope she leaves his ass.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 10:32:28 AM »
Some men just do not have a clue how to give a sincere apology and some women will stay even when they have been cheated on time and time again. He must have a gold di*k either that or his bank account is what is keeping her with him.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM »
Reading up on it, he apparently is apologizing to his wife of less then 1 year.   :whatever:
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 10:37:28 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on October 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
Reading up on it, he apparently is apologizing to his wife of less then 1 year.   :whatever:

Yeah, but if memory serves, I think they have been together alot longer, as their child is older.  Personally I don't care about him one way or the other, but I am pretty sure he apologized to his wife in person as well.  I believe he figured the only way to exterminate this extortionist was to come right out front, in public and do so, therefore, nullifying anyone's ability to cash out on his bad behavior. 
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 10:38:09 AM »
So why do it in public for everyone to hear so that his critics wont nail him on the wall?
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 10:40:42 AM »
Quote from: newbiered on October 06, 2009, 10:38:09 AM
So why do it in public for everyone to hear so that his critics wont nail him on the wall?

Ratings.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2009, 10:45:41 AM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on October 06, 2009, 10:40:42 AM
Ratings.

Exactly.  And now he gets to be the guy that can stand up and say he confronted his demons up front, and did not try to hide or disclose anything.  And everyone will admire him for being so forthright about something so very personal.  yada yada yada. 

Well played, actually.  And interesting timing, seeing as Jay Leno just started his new show, what about a week or two ago??
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2009, 10:54:58 AM »
It was discussed on The View this morning.

He apparently has been with his wife for years and years...one of the women said 20 years...but I don't think that's right, because his wife is way younger than him. Doesn't really matter....bottom line is - he slept with other women during his relationship with his wife. Don't know or care if she knew.

He testified before a grand jury the other day when he first talked about it on the show. Came out with it on the show to "tell the truth" ( ::) ) rather than letting the media do it for him.

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He's making his own jokes about it.....so the ratings are really high from what I've read. I rarely watch his show.

What a way to "tank" Conan.....
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2009, 11:00:19 AM »
I haven't cared for Letterman since the mid 80s. I could care less if his show continues or fades away into distant memory. He was "funny" at one time, but no longer. His humor is stale and his jokes are pathetic. It's like listening to any other comedian over and over. Eventually, the jokes get old.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2009, 11:02:51 AM »
Quote from: Thor on October 06, 2009, 11:00:19 AM
I haven't cared for Letterman since the mid 80s. I could care less if his show continues or fades away into distant memory. He was "funny" at one time, but no longer. His humor is stale and his jokes are pathetic. It's like listening to any other comedian over and over. Eventually, the jokes get old.

I always thought he was so derogatory to women...but stopped being so ugly to women guests several years ago.

'Bout the time he started using Bush as a "chew toy" and I thought it was disgusting....
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2009, 02:57:10 PM »
*David Letterman stars in.......Stupid People Tricks......*









Letterman and his show completely suck.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2009, 03:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Thor on October 06, 2009, 11:00:19 AM
I haven't cared for Letterman since the mid 80s. I could care less if his show continues or fades away into distant memory. He was "funny" at one time, but no longer. His humor is stale and his jokes are pathetic. It's like listening to any other comedian over and over. Eventually, the jokes get old.

He looks like a methead.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2009, 03:04:32 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 06, 2009, 07:57:46 AM
Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'

AP story at LINK

This sh*tbag should have done that immediately....and why the H*ll do people laugh and applaud?  It ain' funny.   :banghead:


Because he's making fun of it.

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His dilemma was Topic A on the show as he mixed wisecracks with contrition in a virtuoso balancing act. Noting the cool fall weather, he reported, "It's chilly outside my house; chilly INSIDE my house."

Whoever wrote that should be punched in the face.  I don't care if it's Fox News.  "A virtuoso balancing act?"  More like a virtual blow job from the person who wrote this.

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Then he cautioned the audience, "This is only Phase 1 of the scandal. Phase 2: Next week I go on 'Oprah' and sob."

A bit later, guest Steve Martin gave Letterman his kidding consolation: "It proves that you're a human being. And we weren't really that sure before."

Martin Short, making an unannounced appearance, playfully plopped himself in Martin's lap.

"You spend one more minute on his lap, you're gonna get blackmailed," Letterman quipped.

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Letterman arrived on stage Monday to applause and cheers from his studio audience. After drinking it in, he grinned sheepishly and inquired, with a mock stammer, "Did your, did your weekend just fly by?"

After pausing for the audience's sympathetic laughter, he went on: "I mean, I'll be honest with you folks — right now, I would give anything to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail."

"I got into the car this morning," he added, "and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me. Ouch."

Ho ho ho.  Ha ha ha.  Your wife's pain is SOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

Jackass.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2009, 03:12:11 PM »
Compare and contrast:

[youtube=425,350]XXaaKw3jLR0[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]ZY-C_36fla4[/youtube]

A fictional apology is more moving, sincere and believable than Letterman's jackassery.
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2009, 04:12:51 PM »
Letterman, be a man and resign.

A bitter cantakerous fool is going to end up humiliated and alone.

I just feel for his kid and wife though.

Hey Dave:   :bigbird: :bigbird:
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2009, 04:20:57 PM »
Fireproof obviously had better writers than Letterman does.... :evillaugh:
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Re: Letterman Apologizes to Wife on 'Late Show'
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2009, 02:22:11 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 06, 2009, 04:20:57 PM
Fireproof obviously had better writers than Letterman does.... :evillaugh:

HA!   :cheersmate:
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