The Three Laws of Republican Hypocrisy

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jimlup  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Sep-20-09 02:52 PM
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The Three Laws of Republican Hypocrisy
   
Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 03:09 PM by jimlup
Republicans are hypocrites to the core. I've found it useful to express their blatant hypocrisy in the form of three laws.


The Three Laws of Republican Political Hypocrisy:

I. Republicans are incapable of reciting the actual facts so they will always distort facts, figures, news reports, and any information in order to callously achieve their own political ends.

II. Republicans will always accuse the opposition of what they are actual doing. If they are unable to do anything due to lack of power, they will accuse the opposition of what they would do if they were in the oppositions position.

III. Republicans seek to further the ignorance of the masses. Their agenda relies heavily on ignorance. There agenda serves the most wealthy and powerful though they never admit this. Simultaneously, they will insist that their actions of service to the elite actually serve the "American people".

It is important to recognize that they will become extremely angry if any of these laws of hypocrisy are pointed out to them. This is because the laws are absolutely true but must not be known to the "ignorant masses". As a result, they will attempt to defend their position with incessant whining along with claims that all who oppose them must necessarily be Un-American. They will resort to ridicule by association and even out right unfounded ridicule.

I submit these to democratic underground as things we all know well. I submit them in order to put them together in one place as a clear set of obvious laws of politics and to aide in the understanding of these laws as we apply them to our agenda of helping actual people and fighting for fairness and true democracy.

I submit these for revision and comment. Thanks!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6593074

I. Republicans are incapable of reciting the actual facts so they will always distort facts, figures, news reports, and any information in order to callously achieve their own political ends. Hmmm the left claimed that 1million civilians died in Iraq from the US invasion

II. Republicans will always accuse the opposition of what they are actual doing. If they are unable to do anything due to lack of power, they will accuse the opposition of what they would do if they were in the oppositions position. Pelosi whines about us calling Obama a nazi then turns around and calls us nazis.

III. Republicans seek to further the ignorance of the masses. Their agenda relies heavily on ignorance. There agenda serves the most wealthy and powerful though they never admit this. Simultaneously, they will insist that their actions of service to the elite actually serve the "American people". Its the conservatives who are reading the health care bills and encouraging others to read them so which side benefits from ignorance?

[franksolich]

Wow.

If I hadn't seen the word "Republican" in that title, I would've thought it was Winning Politics for DUmmies.

[Carl]

I. Republicans are incapable of reciting the actual facts so they will always distort facts, figures, news reports, and any information in order to callously achieve their own political ends.

Hmm..would have been nice to have cited an example.

I will though.
The day after Joe Wilson called out the lies of O the Congress had to insert language into legislation demanding citizenship verification and overnight he claim of those uninsured drops from 47 million to 30 million.

Who was distorting what now DUmbass?

[crockspot]

The three laws of DUmmies:

1. DUmmies are stupid.

2. DUmmies project.

3. DUmmies lie, all the time.

[TheSarge]

That's a double feature full of projection there.

[AprilRazz]

jimlup  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Sep-20-09 02:52 PM
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The Three Laws of Democrat Hypocrisy
  
Edited on Sun Sep-20-09 03:09 PM by jimlup
Democrats are hypocrites to the core. I've found it useful to express their blatant hypocrisy in the form of three laws.


The Three Laws of Democrat Political Hypocrisy:

I. Democrats are incapable of reciting the actual facts so they will always distort facts, figures, news reports, and any information in order to callously achieve their own political ends.

II. Democrats will always accuse the opposition of what they are actual doing. If they are unable to do anything due to lack of power, they will accuse the opposition of what they would do if they were in the oppositions position.

III. Democrats seek to further the ignorance of the masses. Their agenda relies heavily on ignorance. There agenda serves the most wealthy and powerful though they never admit this. Simultaneously, they will insist that their actions of service to the elite actually serve the "American people".

It is important to recognize that they will become extremely angry if any of these laws of hypocrisy are pointed out to them. This is because the laws are absolutely true but must not be known to the "ignorant masses". As a result, they will attempt to defend their position with incessant whining along with claims that all who oppose them must necessarily be Un-American. They will resort to ridicule by association and even out right unfounded ridicule.

I submit these to democratic underground as things we all know well. I submit them in order to put them together in one place as a clear set of obvious laws of politics and to aide in the understanding of these laws as we apply them to our agenda of helping actual people and fighting for fairness and true democracy.

I submit these for revision and comment. Thanks!

OK DUmmy I revised it for you just like you requested.