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Offline Gratiot

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John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« on: September 15, 2009, 04:33:12 PM »
Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword, police say
Off-campus house was burglarized Monday; suspect recently freed from county jail


Quote from: Liz F. Kay and Brent Jones, Baltimore Sun reporters
A Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed a man who broke into the garage of his off-campus residence early Tuesday, a Baltimore police spokesman said.

According to preliminary reports, a resident of the 300 block of E. University Parkway called police about a suspicious person, department spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. An off-duty officer responded about 1:20 a.m. to the area with university security, according to Guglielmi. They heard shouts and screams from a neighboring house and found the suspected burglar suffering from a nearly severed hand and laceration to his upper body, he said.

The suspect was pronounced dead at the scene. Based on the initial investigation, the student killed the man with only one strike of the sword, according to Guglielmi. The medical examiner will make the final determination, he said.

The student told police that he heard a commotion in the house and went downstairs armed with the sword, Guglielmi said. He saw the side door to the garage had been pried open and found a man inside, who lunged at the student. There was no indication that the suspected burglar was armed, however, according to Guglielmi.

Cont'd @ BaltimoreSun.com

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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 04:36:11 PM »
Good for him.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 04:36:35 PM »
[youtube=425,350]sgpylExfL0c[/youtube]

Of course, this has to be mentioned  :-)
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 04:40:00 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on September 15, 2009, 04:36:11 PM
Good for him.

Mad props  :cheersmate:  Let's just hope that he's not charged or sued by the handless bastards' relatives.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 06:16:20 PM »
More awesomeness!!
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 06:46:50 PM »
Quote from: Gratiot on September 15, 2009, 04:36:35 PM

Of course, this has to be mentioned  :-)

Yeah, it did.  Another prime example of, "you really should have stopped after the first one" -itis.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 11:37:09 PM »
There can be only one.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2009, 11:38:38 PM »
That's got to be a nasty way to go, sliced in the middle.  Ouch.

Oh well.  He won't be doing that again.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 04:28:58 AM »
Methinks Mr. Burgler found a dire consequence to his actions.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 05:34:12 AM »
Quote from: Randy on September 16, 2009, 04:28:58 AM
Methinks Mr. Burgler found a dire consequence to his actions.
Yep, he got the point.



Had to be said.   :-)
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 07:18:30 AM »
"You receive 16 experience"
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"You found a dagger +1"
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 09:55:43 AM »
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 09:56:04 AM »
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 11:02:56 AM »
Quote from: Gratiot on September 15, 2009, 04:36:35 PM
[youtube=425,350]sgpylExfL0c[/youtube]

Of course, this has to be mentioned  :-)

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Gratiot, you made my day with that video.     Who would of thunk an old lady would leave the shell of time to find there is still a young horny body inside awakening from out of nowhere.

Good Grief who are these people and why does the short hair turn me on .?



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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 11:43:21 AM »
Swords kill people and should be regulated. DUmp mode off.  :uhsure:
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 11:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on September 16, 2009, 07:18:30 AM
"You receive 16 experience"
"You found 10 GP"
"You found a dagger +1"

Just leveled up, didn't he?
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 01:13:22 PM »
Never bring a knife (or sword in this case) to a gun fight.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 01:22:36 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 16, 2009, 01:13:22 PM
Never bring a knife (or sword in this case) to a gun fight.

Unless the first person forgets to bring their gun, then the sword is pretty damn effective.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 02:26:09 PM »
As they say, "Dude, you got pwned".

Epic fail.
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2009, 03:47:19 AM »
No matter what happens this guy will forever be considered, "cool,"
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2009, 11:32:00 AM »
Reminds me of another time when a someone broke into a house and got more than they expected.....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAhhOoS70dE[/youtube]

I thought the last line was appropriate in this case.  :-)
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Re: John Hopkins Student Slays Intruder With One Swipe of a Samurai Sword
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2009, 01:22:17 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 16, 2009, 11:43:21 AM
Swords kill people and should be regulated. DUmp mode off.  :uhsure:
Liberal views have killed a lot more.
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