Of course, there are many, many differences between liberals and conservatives, but these DUmmies inadvertently highlight one that's key: we don't want people to do anything for us. That's not how we rate a person's "goodness," you selfish, greedy half-wits.
I'd rather have politicians focus less on "doing stuff for me" and more on "reading the Constitution for comprehension" along with "staying the hell out of my way and out of my personal business."
It's hard to grasp, I know, but the government is not mommy and daddy. Grow up and provide for yourselves. As a side benefit, you'll cure a lot of your mental illness when you stop staring at your navel all day and complaining that others aren't doing enough for you. ****ing babies.