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Offline thundley4

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Body Surfer drowns on Volusia County beach
« on: August 23, 2009, 06:40:43 PM »
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The story isn't all that important in this case.  It's more about the insensitivity or black humor of the sites administrators.  To go along the tragic drowning, they provided a helpful picture.




I mean it is very helpful.












Very, very helpful.







They decided to let you know,







What it might look like if someone drowning.





It should have said drowned, not drowning.  :mental:

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Re: Body Surfer drowns on Volusia County beach
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 07:13:30 PM »
There's a lot more flaky with the story than what you pointed out, thundley.

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Volusia County Beach Patrol tells FOX 35 the 54-year-old man from Orlando, whose not being identified at this time, drowned while body surfing.

Should be "who is" or "who's" not "whose".

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Scott Peterson also tells us that the surf and waves, played a part in the drowning.

Oh, really? I thought it might've been something like being sucked under by a giant Wet Vac.   :whatever:

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It happened a little before 4 p.m. Saturday, a half mile north and Bethune Beach in South New Smyrna.

WTF?

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At this time, Volusia County Beach Patrol is advising everyone to stay out of the ocean Sunday through Monday.

Wow. A 24-hour ban. That'll really keep somebody from drowing (see next example) on a Thursday.  :whatever:

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This was the first drowing of the 2009 year.

As opposed to the 2010 year, which hasn't happened yet. Unless you're on a fiscal year that starts in July. Or September. Or whatever.

I guess the editor was at the beach instead of reviewing this story for basic grammar, spelling, and stupidity errors.   :whatever:

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