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Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« on: August 14, 2009, 07:10:38 AM »
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Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot

A pair of sandal-clad nuns in Missouri chased down an armed robbery suspect and helped police put handcuffs on him, FOX4KC reported.

Sisters at Saint Francis of Holy Eucharist Convent in Independence, Mo., spotted a gun-toting man in their fields who turned out to be a suspect police believe is responsible for several burglaries in the area.

"We looked out the window and saw someone in the bean field. I thought it was someone hunting. He was dragging something with him," Sister Connie told FOX4KC. "He kept coming across the field...I saw he had a gun in hands, what I thought was a rifle, and he dropped it in the field."

When he realized he had been spotted the suspect set off on foot and was chased by a nun in flip-flops who goes by Sister Catrina.

She chased him behind their green house and alerted authorities and the suspect ended up in police custody. Charges have yet to be filed.


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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 08:27:27 AM »
It is good to see that the nuns could offer a-sister-nce. 
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 08:31:22 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 14, 2009, 08:27:27 AM
It is good to see that the nuns could offer a-sister-nce.  

I just hope they don't make it a habit.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 08:40:17 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
I just hope they don't make it a habit.
That would be most un-convent-ional.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 08:42:36 AM »
The perp doesn't have a prayer of a chance against Superior forces.

Doya think they'll light a candle for him?
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 08:58:34 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2009, 08:42:36 AM
The perp doesn't have a prayer of a chance against Superior forces.

Doya think they'll light a candle for him?

Aisle be betting that they forgive him.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 09:08:18 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 14, 2009, 08:58:34 AM
Aisle be betting that they forgive him.

Ack! Go lyte on him and you'll have a repeat offender.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 09:28:31 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2009, 09:08:18 AM
Ack! Go lyte on him and you'll have a repeat offender.
Not necessarily it may encourage him to a-spire to be better behaved in future.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 10:04:10 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 14, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
Not necessarily it may encourage him to a-spire to be better behaved in future.

Yeah, but how gen-you-wine are his genuflections?
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 10:12:49 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2009, 10:04:10 AM
Yeah, but how gen-you-wine are his genuflections?
I hope they are genuine, the nuns would be incense-d if they found out he was faking it.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 10:17:22 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 14, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
I hope they are genuine, the nuns would be incense-d if they found out he was faking it.

All the same, Mother Superior is just green with chalice at the development of this story. Her nuns bagged a perp! In flip flops!
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 11:01:44 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2009, 10:17:22 AM
All the same, Mother Superior is just green with chalice at the development of this story. Her nuns bagged a perp! In flip flops!
Honestly Eupher that last pun was just pew-trid.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 11:11:36 AM »
Robber obviously never went to parochial school or he would have known that nuns have no tolerance for nunsense.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 12:01:53 PM »
Quote from: bijou on August 14, 2009, 08:27:27 AM
It is good to see that the nuns could offer a-sister-nce. 
Had he run through the church, they would likely have simply caught him by the organ.
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Re: Missouri Nuns Chase Down Armed Robber on Foot
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2009, 01:12:39 PM »
Missouri Nuns, pound for pound, twice as bad ass as Illinois Nazis...
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