maudlin waif primitive supports the insurance industry

[franksolich]

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6291985

Oh my.

Archae  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-13-09 02:24 AM
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Signs we should be carrying...

At the next health care republican disruption.

-Say no to government death panels. The free market is more efficient.

-Socialism might be OK for having fire departments, police, national defense, streets and highways, medicare, VA hospitals, and national parks, but NOT for my health care!

-If Obama's so great, why doesn't HE cure cancer?

-Democracy is a pre-existing condition. Don't let the government insure it. (The misspelling of "ensure" will make the sign more realistic.)

-I pay a LOT of money for my insurance. Don't upset the status quo.

-If illegals have insurance, insurance for profit should be illegal!

Yeah, franksolich is curious about the slogan in bold, above.

The primitives promised us he would. 

So what's the hold-up?  0bama's been around a long time now.

Hugabear (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-13-09 02:41 AM
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2. Don't let government decide your health care. Let insurance agents do that instead.

SAY NO TO END-OF-LIFE COUNSELING. **** YOUR FAMILY AND DIE UNPREPARED!

flor de jasmim (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-13-09 02:53 AM
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4. Universal health coverage - the life you save may be your own.

Doug's stupid ex-wife:

EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-13-09 02:55 AM
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5. ANGRY WHITE WINGNUTS UNTIE!

Don't forget, folks; Doug's stupid ex-wife is as white as George Bush.

The maudlin waif primitive:

Mythsaje  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-13-09 02:56 AM
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6. "I support the Insurance Industry...

Because parasites are people too!"

"The only person I want between me and my doctor is an insurance company accountant."

edited to change "industry" to "company." It fits better.

REP  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-13-09 03:03 AM
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7. "I'd rather DIE than be INFORMED!"

Actually, that is the official motto of Skins's island.

Hekate  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-13-09 03:36 AM
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8. "Bake Sales for Chemotherapy! It works for my kid!"

[JohnnyReb]

I'm not a doctor but I play one at townhall meetings.

[GOBUCKS]

-Democracy is a pre-existing condition. Don't let the government insure it. (The misspelling of "ensure" will make the sign more realistic.)

By my understanding, the DUmmy is wrong, as always.
You must use "insure" if you are talking about the act of providing insurance. In all other usages,
"insure" and "ensure" can be properly used interchangeably.

[Karin]

   Those sign slogans are SOOOOOOO  LAME!

The signs on our side of the aisle are about a zillion percent more clever than their completely confusing, witless, embarassingly stupid slogans.  I don't even know what half of them mean. 

[GOBUCKS]

Mythsaje  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-13-09 02:56 AM
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6. "I support the Insurance Industry...

Because parasites are people too!"

"The only person I want between me and my doctor is an insurance company accountant."

edited to change "industry" to "company." It fits better.

That DUmmy Mythsaje sure can turn a nifty phrase! You can always tell when a
professional wordsmith goes to work.

Who wants to bet his next edit will be "Because paranormals are people too!"