If that DUmmy hiked two miles through the woods, then I can flap my wings and fly. 
DUmmies lie, all the time, in every case, and on every subject, they lie.
 
And I personally prefer their tales of woe and imminent entombment to their Jenny Craig bouncies.
On a human level, I don't wish them well in any way, and rejoice when they suffer. 
They want to destroy our way of life.