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skumbag primitive being his usual self
« on: July 25, 2009, 04:10:32 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6141745

It's another bonfire that, really, belongs in the Cooking and Baking forum on Skins's island, but again, wearily, we know how this goes.  It's cool, it's hip, it's trendy, it's with it, to hang with the cool primitives in General Discussion rather than hang with the dork primitives in the smaller forums.

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Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-24-09 04:25 PM
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Natural Harvest: Semen-based recipes

Tired of annoying dinner guests? Got relatives who conveniently drop by unannounced just as you're setting the table? Just leave this book out on the coffee table or kitchen counter: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. No kidding - this is not your mother's Betty Crocker!
 
blahblahblah.....

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-24-09 04:29 PM
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4. Lulu.com deal.

Not a serious book. Not worth mentioning here, IMO.

Not worth posting in General Discussion either.

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Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-24-09 04:46 PM
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25. Next up: Why Cats Paint with Semen.

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-24-09 04:47 PM
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27. Yah. Anything can be published at lulu.com.

The high-schoolish orange marmalade primitive, desperate to be seen as a cool primitive, by hanging around with cool primitives:

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marmar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-24-09 04:32 PM
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8. Guess who's c***ing to dinner?

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customerserviceguy  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-24-09 05:14 PM
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32. I...I knew I was going to regret clicking on this topic...and I should have trusted my first instinct...

Yeah, but if one looks at the primitive who lit this bonfire, the skumbag primitive, one already knows it's a sordid bonfire before even clicking on it.

The Bayer aspirin primitive saves the reputation of Skins's island:

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cbayer   (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-24-09 06:08 PM
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38. Locking

Just not meeting our criteria for discussions of human sexuality or bodily functions.

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Re: skumbag primitive being his usual self
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 04:39:45 PM »
criteria..... not standards.... never standards.... cannot have those