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DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« on: July 18, 2009, 10:24:42 PM »
DUmmy husb2Sparkly, perched on the cellar toilet with a laptop balanced on his knees, started this thread wth one obvious purpose: to give DUmmies a place to screech vulgar insults at President George W. Bush. So he just asked them to describe the worst person in the baby boomer generation. It's common knowledge at the DUmp that W is the worst person who ever drew breath, so it's a simple assignment, right? Wrong. Over and over, DUmmies just can't follow instructions. I thought it funny how one DUmmy after another would venture an answer, only to be slapped down by another DUmmy for not following the rules:
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:41 PM
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Boomers ....... who can you think of to embody the most negative personage of your generation?
I posted a separate thread asking for the most positive person. This one is for the brigands and scoundrels and shit heads.

If you answer, please provide a general indication of your age. I'm in my early 60s.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6099151

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Neecy  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:44 PM
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2. 49 and Nixon 

MADem  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-18-09 10:46 PM
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7. Nixon wasn't a boomer, though he was a shithead. NT



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texastoast  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:44 PM
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3. Dick Cheney and Karl Rove
Could't pick just one. Over 50.

dflprincess  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:49 PM
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11. Cheney's not a boomer he was born in 1941
I'd go with DimSon. 



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carlyhippy (1000+ posts)     Sat Jul-18-09 10:44 PM
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4. I am on the fringe of boomer I think....If so, I am going to say Charles Manson is the most negative personage of the generation.

dflprincess  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:47 PM
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8. Manson was not a boomer
he was born before WWII started. 



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DURHAM D (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-18-09 10:47 PM
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9. George Bush Sr.,, Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney
all evil.
Robert McNamara - profoundly stupid.
Ronald Reagan - totally incompetent.
60s

Blue_In_AK  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:51 PM
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13. None of these people are boomers. 



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rwheeler31  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-18-09 10:54 PM
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21. Ray gun worst 
Carter best Times were different.

Lydia Leftcoast  (1000+ posts)     
Sat Jul-18-09 10:55 PM
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25. Neither was a boomer
Boomers were born between 1946 and 1964

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 10:32:59 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

um... I dunno how old some people are either

Tom Hayden? wait. There is a very very long list.


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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 10:39:02 PM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 10:41 PM
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Boomers ....... who can you think of to embody the most negative personage of your generation?
Can I play?  Can I??

Janeane Garofalo.  Vain, ugly, and dumb... the typical DUmmy.

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 10:44:37 PM »
Can I play?  Can I??

Janeane Garofalo.  Vain, ugly, and dumb... the typical DUmmy.



You forgot bitter and hateful.

Oh, any my vote?  C'mon, people--Barack Obama!
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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 11:06:18 PM »
They're still at it :

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IADEMO2004 (792 posts)        Sat Jul-18-09 11:02 PM
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38. Pol Pot should make any top ten world list
or just US citizens
 

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-18-09 11:02 PM
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40. Do you know
what "Boomer" means?

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 11:31:02 PM »
Good GRIEF! Hey you lurking DUImmies, I'd put GreenBriar on that short list! Oh and perhaps Stinky the Clown's ass!
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2009, 05:01:03 AM »
You forgot bitter and hateful.

Oh, any my vote?  C'mon, people--Barack Obama!

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2009, 07:29:05 AM »
You forgot bitter and hateful.

Oh, any my vote?  C'mon, people--Barack Obama!

Actually - (if Im going to play the same game as the DUmmies) - Obama is exempt - he is part of "Generation Jones"   :-)

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 07:32:55 AM »
Good GRIEF! Hey you lurking DUImmies, I'd put GreenBriar on that short list! Oh and perhaps Stinky the Clown's ass!

Doctor Timothy Leary------Tune in drop out------Jane Fonda-----Adm. Zumwalt, Patty Hearst, Mayor Daily, Governor Edmond G Brown     etc-etc.    Everyone in the Lousiana Long family, and half the Kennedy family

Those were the days my friend.

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 07:51:13 AM »
Doctor Timothy Leary------Tune in drop out------Jane Fonda-----Adm. Zumwalt, Patty Hearst, Mayor Daily, Governor Edmond G Brown     etc-etc.    Everyone in the Lousiana Long family, and half the Kennedy family

Those were the days my friend.

Once again, vesta showing she too cannot follow simple instructions.  Do you miss Skin's Island, dear?
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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 11:30:42 AM »
Actually - (if Im going to play the same game as the DUmmies) - Obama is exempt - he is part of "Generation Jones"   :-)

BO is a Boomer.  Born in 1961....

My vote goes to BO as well....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2009, 01:41:44 PM »
Once again, Vesta showing she too cannot follow simple instructions.  Do you miss Skin's Island, dear?

Sparky, this is not a good time for me to debate with you over anything.

I got up this morning and my cat had barfed up a big hairball in my hair.

I managed get to my PC with a cup of coffee that tasted like ink/  and the dog crapped on the kitchen floor.

After all this I decided to ignore every thing and enjoy pulling a few tails,   no can do my site kept closing down just at the point I was making my most remarkable zingers.

Darn Sparky what am I to do when I have no idea what Skins Island is.  Do you have longitude and latitude for that island ?

Oh BTW. Maynard B. Krebs would be a long ago memory for us had he not gotten a job and taken people on a 3 houri tourer.

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2009, 03:13:32 PM »
BO is a Boomer.  Born in 1961....

My vote goes to BO as well....

Well, there is some variation on dates but Generation Jones is usually considered born between '54 and '65.

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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2009, 04:16:33 PM »
Well, there is some variation on dates but Generation Jones is usually considered born between '54 and '65.


I thought Boomers were born between 1946 and 1964, which would include the "Jones"....
What the heck do I know, I was born in 1958....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2009, 04:38:59 PM »
Oh, problem.

It seems the primitives who are following instructions are getting grief they don't deserve.

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.....the most negative personage of your generation?

The sparkling husband primitive said "your," not "baby-boomer."

And so the primitive answering with personalities from prior to 1946 are correct, they're naming names born in the primitives' earlier generations.

I'm surprised the Rita Hayworth primitive, in naming who she thinks are the greatest scoundrels of her own generation, didn't mention Robert Leopold and Richard Loeb, or something like that.
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Re: DUmmies Just Cannot Follow Instructions
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2009, 04:59:38 PM »
I thought Boomers were born between 1946 and 1964, which would include the "Jones"....
What the heck do I know, I was born in 1958....

Meh.. I don't really think it matters - people who are idiots and/or assholes are not bound by year of birth. At times I think Generation Jones was created so the former hippies could separate themselves from the boomers.

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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2009, 05:07:39 PM »
Meh.. I don't really think it matters - people who are idiots and/or assholes are not bound by year of birth. At times I think Generation Jones was created so the former hippies could separate themselves from the boomers.

I never heard of "Generation Jones" until today....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 05:09:24 PM »
I never heard of "Generation Jones" until today....

Me neither.

Generally, I guess, "baby-boomers" were born 1946-1964, although the later ones had little in common with the earlier ones.
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 07:08:04 AM »
Sparky, this is not a good time for me to debate with you over anything.

I got up this morning and my cat had barfed up a big hairball in my hair.

I managed get to my PC with a cup of coffee that tasted like ink/  and the dog crapped on the kitchen floor.

After all this I decided to ignore every thing and enjoy pulling a few tails,   no can do my site kept closing down just at the point I was making my most remarkable zingers.

Darn Sparky what am I to do when I have no idea what Skins Island is.  Do you have longitude and latitude for that island ?

Oh BTW. Maynard B. Krebs would be a long ago memory for us had he not gotten a job and taken people on a 3 houri tourer.


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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 09:34:20 AM »
From the web site called the Baby Boomer HeadQuarters


We get a lot of requests asking for the names of famous baby boomers (in this case, people born between 1946 and 1964, inclusive). We're a little hesitant to post a listing. Frankly, some of our more famous peers embarrass us. But here it is, nonetheless, in more or less alphabetical order, including date of birth.

These are some of the notable -- both the famous and infamous. If it were up to us, John Hinckley, for instance, would be banned from the boomer generation. But... there he is. And yes, some on our list have already checked out.

And no, the list does not include the Fonz. Henry Winkler was born a year too early.

Our list does not include millions of boomers who are entrepreneurs creating jobs for everyone, dedicated teachers who are shaping the next generation, scientists and researchers who are making our lives better... and so on. But, here are some of the notable boomers. We surely are a diverse bunch!

http://www.bbhq.com/famousb.htm

Jay Leno     04/28/50
David Letterman     04/12/47
Linda Lovelace    01/10/49
Bill Maher     01/20/56
Michael Moore    04/23/54
Sean Penn   08/17/60
Roseanne    11/03/52
Al Sharpton    10/03/54

 Just a few

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