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Offline Wayne

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A warning from Pakistan
« on: July 17, 2009, 07:38:31 AM »
WARNING FROM PAKISTAN



This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President of the United States !



It's really starting to get ugly!

Offline ardentconservative

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Re: A warning from Pakistan
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 09:28:46 PM »
WARNING FROM PAKISTAN



This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President of the United States !



It's really starting to get ugly!


Wayne, you are just as nutty over here as you are over there.


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Offline Chris_

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Re: A warning from Pakistan
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 09:38:43 PM »
WARNING FROM PAKISTAN



This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President of the United States !



It's really starting to get ugly!

Well done!
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