A "best of DU" for Frank: Kitty rescue thread

[Lisa]

Frank and I are both cat people, so I thought that he, especially, would enjoy this thread about the rescue of the little tigers in our houses:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886004

See, guys, we DUmmies aren't ALL bad!!!!! 

[mamacags]

   I love my kitties too.  Especially since I kicked the one out that peed everywhere!  She LOVES it outside now.

[franksolich]

Oh now, franksolich is NOT a cat person.

However, the cats here are franksolich cats.

Anyway, it's the bitch from Baltimore who rescued that cat, thus proving primitives are not 100% bad; only 99.9% bad,

[Lisa]

Oh now, franksolich is NOT a cat person.

However, the cats here are franksolich cats.

Anyway, it's the bitch from Baltimore who rescued that cat, thus proving primitives are not 100% bad; only 99.9% bad,

Aw, c'mon, frank, I'm a little bit less than 99.9% bad, aren't I? 

And you know what they say. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. And boy, don't they know it!!!!

[thundley4]

Oh now, franksolich is NOT a cat person.

However, the cats here are franksolich cats.

Anyway, it's the bitch from Baltimore who rescued that cat, thus proving primitives are not 100% bad; only 99.9% bad,

Deny it all you want, Frank. We know that you are a cat person.  You show more care and concern for their well being than most Dummies show for their children. 

[franksolich]

Aw, c'mon, frank, I'm a little bit less than 99.9% bad, aren't I?

Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, madam.

To review the tierities of primitivity, from best to worse:

(1) non-primitives
(2) first-tier primitives
(3) second-tier primitives
(4) third-tier primitives
(5) the unterprimitiven, the faceless lynch mob that is 99% of the primitives
(6) the abandonado primitives, the friendless primitives
(7) the les risibles primitives, the ridiculous primitives
(8) the drek primitives

I always had you categorized as a (1).

[GOBUCKS]

I always had you categorized as a (1).

Oh my.
Coach sucking up to a DUmmy.

[franksolich]

Oh my.
Coach sucking up to a DUmmy.

No, not at all, sir.

Just trying to cultivate members here.

That's part of my job as moderator, to bring in people.

It's really hard to drag in anyone from Skins's island who sticks around here.

Lisa's a (1), a non-primitive, and the nocturnally foul one, the "Nite Owl," is a (2), a first-tier primitive.  We attract the cream of the crop.