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Offline bijou

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Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« on: June 24, 2009, 10:45:39 AM »


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A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.


Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.

The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car. ...
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 10:55:30 AM »
Damn, I hope she didn't get any salt in her nether regions....
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 11:36:04 AM »
"Hey, you lookin' for a Frito-Lay?"     :lmao:
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 12:33:04 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 24, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
"Hey, you lookin' for a Frito-Lay?"     :lmao:


Na, an upside down Dorito.





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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 12:34:32 PM »
Betcha can't eat just one! :puke:
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 12:35:03 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 24, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
"Hey, you lookin' for a Frito-Lay?"     :lmao:
Brings a whole new meaning to the idea of chips and dips.
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 07:41:30 PM »
What did the potato chip say to the battery?












I'm Frito-Lay of you're Eveready.   :-)
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 07:43:36 PM »
Why is it these people are always dog ugly?  Honestly, it makes no sense.
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 07:54:28 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on June 24, 2009, 07:43:36 PM
Why is it these people are always dog ugly?  Honestly, it makes no sense.

Most look like they would have to pay for sex, not be paid for it.
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 12:24:48 PM »
Oklahoma has more than it's share of idiots. (Sorry, OH) I get to deal with them almost daily because of my proximity to Oklahoma.
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 02:15:40 PM »
Suddenly, "All that and a bag of chips" doesn't sound like a good thing....
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 06:47:36 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 25, 2009, 02:15:40 PM
Suddenly, "All that and a bag of chips" doesn't sound like a good thing....

You stole my line....bastard.   :p
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 12:51:59 AM »
guy trades box of chips for roll with UGLY
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 06:37:07 AM »
Quote from: BEG on June 25, 2009, 06:47:36 PM
You stole my line....bastard.   :p


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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 10:13:49 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 25, 2009, 02:15:40 PM
Suddenly, "All that and a bag of pork rinds" doesn't sound like a good thing....









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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 10:44:01 AM »
I've heard of fish and chips before but I believe this is the first time I ever heard of "grabs and chips'.
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Re: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 11:42:06 AM »
Maybe she really is an old bag.  :rimshot:
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