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Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« on: June 24, 2009, 04:34:44 PM »
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WASHINGTON – U.S. Sen. John Kerry must have been channeling his inner Letterman yesterday.

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’ ...
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 04:38:58 PM »
John Kerry still hasn't learned that he suffers badly from Joe Biden Disease.

Open yap, insert foot, look like a fool.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 04:42:50 PM »
Too bad Kerry wasn't an MIA from the Vietnam era.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 04:50:33 PM »
So John F. Kerry enjoys for women to go missing?  How mentally ill of him.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 05:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 24, 2009, 04:50:33 PM
So John F. Kerry enjoys for women to go missing?  How mentally ill of him.

Hey, don't blame him.  It's probably because of those horrible experiences in Cambodia that are seared, yes seared, into his memory.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 05:26:04 PM »
Sarah Palin is officially the most hated Republican by the liberal masses....even George Bush didn't get as many attacks.
 
What is it about her that makes every piece of trash blood boil?  Seriously, I don't get it.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 05:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on June 24, 2009, 05:26:04 PM
Sarah Palin is officially the most hated Republican by the liberal masses....even George Bush didn't get as many attacks.
 
What is it about her that makes every piece of trash blood boil?  Seriously, I don't get it.

She is by far more feminine than any liberal female, yet she can stand up for herself better than any liberal man male.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 05:46:50 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 24, 2009, 04:50:33 PM
So John F. Kerry enjoys for women to go missing?  How mentally ill of him.

At least he doesn't have a history of leaving one on the hiking trail while he "goes to get help" like the senior senator from his commonwealth.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 06:57:07 PM »
Oh look another botched joke. :whatever:
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 08:00:33 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on June 24, 2009, 06:57:07 PM
Oh look another botched joke. :whatever:

Are you talking about his quip or just him in general?
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 08:16:16 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 24, 2009, 08:00:33 PM
Are you talking about his quip or just him in general?

If she meant him, she would've said botched abortion...  :fuelfire:
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 08:19:24 PM »
I know she wouldn't, but I'd have loved it had Sarah said, "Oh, John.  Just go blow some rice up your ass and give yourself another Purple Heart, m'kay?"
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 08:21:22 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 24, 2009, 04:50:33 PM
So John F. Kerry enjoys for women to go missing?  How mentally ill of him.

Exactly. And to think this man was the Dem's choice for President? What a classless, horse-faced, prickless prick of a prick.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 08:21:37 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 24, 2009, 08:19:24 PM
I know she wouldn't, but I'd have loved it had Sarah said, "Oh, John.  Just go blow some rice up your ass and give yourself another Purple Heart, m'kay?"

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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2009, 08:41:49 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on June 24, 2009, 05:26:04 PM
Sarah Palin is officially the most hated Republican by the liberal masses....even George Bush didn't get as many attacks.
 
What is it about her that makes every piece of trash blood boil?  Seriously, I don't get it.

She is competent and intelligent.
Made it to where she is without a government patronage and is off the plantation to them.

They hate because it befuddles their desires for a "everything they could wish for without any effort by them" utopian dreams.
Real life just doesn`t work that way and normal mature adults understand and get on.

Childish imbeciles throw tantrums.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2009, 10:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on June 24, 2009, 05:26:04 PM
Sarah Palin is officially the most hated Republican by the liberal masses....even George Bush didn't get as many attacks.
 
What is it about her that makes every piece of trash blood boil?  Seriously, I don't get it.


It's a simple truth, the more unhinged Dems/Libs get over a Conservative candidate, the better for US they are.

Quite litterally, she scares the shit out of them.
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Re: Sen. Kerry jokes: ‘Too bad’ Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t go missing
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2009, 10:22:48 AM »
I heard on FoxNews(yeah, like you can believe THAT) ;) last night that she actually WAS "missing".  She was in Afghanistan, visiting the National Guard troops from Alaska. How DARE she!
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