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Offline tuolumnejim

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Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« on: June 19, 2009, 08:41:40 AM »
Yeah like this is actually believable.  :loser:

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Midlodemocrat  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-18-09 01:30 PM
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HAHAHA. So, I'm picking up the MidloVan from the shop
 Edited on Thu Jun-18-09 01:32 PM by Midlodemocrat
and have to put gas in the rental. I stop at WaWa and there's this guy walking around with this sign about closing the borders, stop free handouts, etc.

So, I pull up next to him and roll down the window. He approaches, apparently thinking I agree.

Me: "Yo, Tonto? WHich tribe are you with?"

Him: Flat line.

Me: "I mean, if you're advocating closing the borders, you couldn't be anything other than Native American, right?"

Him: Flat Line. Searches for pulse.

Me: Cackling, drives off.



Disclaimer: This is not an accurate or total representation of my feelings on immigration. I just hate the 'Free Handouts' meme.


 
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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 08:45:01 AM »
Does this mean:

A) the DUmmie will deport himself and all non-"native" liberals

B) the "native" Americans have no right to bitch because DUmmies disapprove of closed borders
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 08:46:52 AM »
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Tektonik  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-19-09 02:42 AM
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21. Midlo can't respond to you for a 'lil while :(

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
A people... who are possessed of the spirit of commerce, who see and who will pursue their advantages may achieve almost anything.

GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to Benjamin Harrison

"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49%."
Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 09:10:28 AM »
That's the stupidest bullshit I've ever heard. I wasn't aware all other immigrants received food stamps, medicare, section 8 to reward breaking our laws. Midlodumbacrat seems to have left out the crucial parts of immigrants in years past versus immigrants who illegally assault our country and then demand we pay their whole ****ing way while here. Dumb ass. If he said anything, he sped off before the guy could even get a word out most likely. DUmmies are such passive aggressive idiots, there is no way they'd stick around for an actual war of words--they can't even handle it online.

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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 10:19:52 AM »
I don't believe it because of just the one guy.  I have never in my life seen just one person walking about aimlessly with a sign (except for "The End is Near!" cartoons.)  What a dumb story. 

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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 10:57:32 AM »
Does this mean:

A) the DUmmie will deport himself and all non-"native" liberals

B) the "native" Americans have no right to bitch because DUmmies disapprove of closed borders

Well, just look how open borders and illegal immigration worked out for the native americans.
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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 11:24:06 AM »
Well, just look how open borders and illegal immigration worked out for the native americans.

At least they went down fighting.
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Re: Another DUmp thread begins with that famous "SO"
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 11:33:26 AM »
Midlo is SO racist! I mean Tonto? There are many, many tribes in this country with vastly different traditions. Tonto was a stereotype from an unenlightened age. He couldn't even speak properly. Is this how midlo thinks of ALL Native Americans?

Oh, and since it hates the "free handouts" meme does that mean it would do the same if said handout was to a La Raza rally?

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