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vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« on: June 10, 2009, 03:09:36 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=317x3481

Oh my.

The vindictive primitive, who's been looking for a third-world country with "free medical care for all," to replace the hip; that is, provided such third-world country has beaches too.

Anyway, take particular note of the boldened part of the bonfire:

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Vinca  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-10-09 08:27 AM
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Read this hip replacement article!

My brother, who lives in Portland, Maine, sent me a link to a piece he heard on the local television news. As a person who will be in line for a hip replacement if we ever get health coverage, I'm excited about this procedure. It slashes recovery time to days.

PORTLAND (NEWS CENTER) -- Hip replacement surgery normally requires a person to spend several days in the hospital and sometimes up to a year in rehab.

A new procedure is changing that outcome dramatically. Patients are able to get up and walk just hours after surgery.

To call Mary Ann Brown "active" in an understatement. Besides walking, the 69-year old loves hiking and pilates; which became increasingly difficult after osteoarthritis settled into her right hip.

To ease the pain Brown took medication but she finally decided to have her hip replaced and she was worried.

"I didn't want to be down for a long time. I had heard for a lot of people it takes six months to a year sometimes or more to get over this," said Brown. But then Brown discovered a new procedure known as the "24 hour hip".

The technique was perfected by Dr. George Babikian, both a general and orthopedic surgeon. Dr. Babikian says traditional hip replacement involves cutting through largest muscles in the hip.

"We have to take three muscles off the back hip and then open this tendon," says Babikian.

Dr. Babikian's procedure involves making a small incision in front of the hip, which allows him to work between the muscles. He says leaving the muscles intact means less pain and a much shorter recovery. It also significantly reduces the risk of dislocation in the future.

The majority of Babikian's patients go home the next day, a third only need Tylenol for their pain.

Brown was amazed at what she could do only a few hours after surgery. "I was back in my room at 12:30, had lunch at 2:00 and walked up and down the hall with a walker," said Brown.

Brown says within 24 hours of the procedure she was walking up the stairs. In a couple weeks she was back to teaching pilates and now nearly two months later she has resumed her active lifestyle.

In the past three years, Dr. Babikian has performed 700 similar procedures, both at this outpatient surgery center and Maine Medical Center. His patients range from a 96-year old to a person who weighed more than 400 pounds. Patients have come from as far away as Washington state because Dr. Babikian is only one of a few surgeons in the U.S. who are performing the procedure.

If you would like more information on the "24 hour hip" you can check out

www.orthoassociates.com .

One assumes the vindictive primitive is, uh, a heavy person.

Anyway.

Please notice the vindictive primitive allegedly has a serious medical problem, a worn-out hip.

Nowhere does the vindictive primitive indicate she's willing to put some of her own resources into taking care of this allegedly serious medical problem; no, she's just going to let it go, let it get worse, until it's "free".

It's sort of like the primitive who wanted to quit smoking, but wouldn't, because medical insurance wouldn't cover the cost of nicotine alternatives.
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2009, 03:47:55 PM »
Hey frank...Vinca is a plant...



Kinda like small, spreading pansies.  Fits that DUmmy to a "T".
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 03:51:33 PM »
Kinda like small, spreading pansies.  Fits that DUmmy to a "T".

Yeah, I bet them hips are pretty wide.
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »
It really thinks hip replacement will be on the Gov. list of 'approved' procedures? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 04:10:30 PM »
It really thinks hip replacement will be on the Gov. list of 'approved' procedures? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I know in England, under their free medical care for all, knee replacements are no longer done on people past 65 years of age, or people overweight.
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 04:13:59 PM »
I keep hearin how "great" the Canadian health care system is...If it's so "great" what are all the Canadians doin in the Grand Forks and Fargo med centers?
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 09:28:02 AM »
One of my best friends, just two years older then me (yeah, he is still really young) has to have a hip replaced and already has the date for the surgery.

Of course he has a JOB & INSURANCE two things DUmmieland is scared of.

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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 11:25:28 AM »
But I believe that this primitive happens to be lugging around at least 5 asses along with several chins. That could be a cause for some ortho issues.
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Re: vindictive primitive still looking for a free hip
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 01:09:27 PM »
There's one certain way to obtain medical care/insurance for life; make the military a career. Of course, most DUmmies can't even handle a brief stint in the military....
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