Author Topic: Bumperstickers  (Read 2098 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Bumperstickers
« on: June 16, 2009, 05:14:36 PM »
Was listening to the radio today. Guy said he wouldn't put bumperstickers on his car but he'd love to put some on other peoples cars. Here are the only ones I can remember.

I HATE COPS

I HAVE A GREAT BODY
IT'S IN THE TRUNK

IF THIS CAR IS DRIVEN BY A WHITE MAN
IT'S STOLEN

REAREND ME
I'M GAY

I'M NOT DRIVING DRUNK
I'M ASIAN
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline Wineslob

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14480
  • Reputation: +816/-193
  • Sucking the life out of Liberty
Re: Bumperstickers
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 10:07:08 AM »
I always liked, CAUTION! I SPEED UP TO RUN OVER SMALL ANIMALS!

Or: "Practice random violence and senseless acts of stupidity"
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

The unobtainable is unknown at Zombo.com



"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

Offline seabelle

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 752
  • Reputation: +43/-7
  • "she walked into the cave...she was not afraid"
Re: Bumperstickers
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 09:19:33 PM »
I've always wanted to put this on cars with Obama (or any Dem candidate's) stickers:


Offline Rebel

  • MAGA
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16934
  • Reputation: +1384/-215
Re: Bumperstickers
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 02:36:52 PM »
NAMBLA is a left-wing organization.

Quote
There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Bumperstickers
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 02:50:24 PM »


There was a song by Danielle Peck - "Jesus Loves you, I Don't".  :hyper:

Offline Chris

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1476
  • Reputation: +522/-16
Re: Bumperstickers
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 10:36:16 PM »
This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.