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Offline Chris

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Crunchberries are not real berries.
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:44:36 PM »
On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit.  The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls, and that although the product did contain some strawberry fruit concentrate, it was not otherwise redeemed by fruit.  She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.

 According to the complaint, Sugawara and other consumers were misled not only by the use of the word "berries" in the name, but also by the front of the box, which features the product's namesake, Cap'n Crunch, aggressively "thrusting a spoonful of 'Crunchberries' at the prospective buyer."  Plaintiff claimed that this message was reinforced by other marketing representing the product as a "combination of Crunch biscuits and colorful red, purple, teal and green berries."  Yet in actuality, the product contained "no berries of any kind."  Plaintiff brought claims for fraud, breach of warranty, and our notorious and ever-popular California Unfair Competition Law and Consumer Legal Remedies Act.

Under the UCL, courts have held that a plaintiff must show that a representation was "likely to deceive a reasonable consumer."  [As a disclaimer, I should tell you that my firm represents defendants in UCL cases (among others).]  Actual fraud claims, and warranty claims, are harder to prove, so if Sugawara didn't win on the UCL claims, she would be leaving without even any lovely parting gifts.  And she did not:

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/06/reasonable-consumer-would-know-crunchberries-are-not-real-judge-rules.html
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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 08:42:23 AM »
Everyone knows how stupid the average person is.  Now realize that, by definition, half are stupider than that.

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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 08:47:10 AM »
Sometimes I think the movie Idiocracy was just an offensive but hilarious film, while other times fearing it IS a portrait of our future.  Argh  :thatsright:

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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 10:07:37 AM »
I suppose she'll want Cap'n Crunch to "walk the plank" and sue when she finds out he's just a cartoon.














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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 10:09:22 AM »
Any guess who her vote likely swung too?  :thatsright:

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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 10:37:19 AM »
I was considering suing a local bar.  When I ordered a long-island iced tea, I was expecting to actually go to Long Island. :banghead: :-)
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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 11:39:26 AM »
I was considering suing a local bar.  When I ordered a long-island iced tea, I was expecting to actually go to Long Island. :banghead: :-)
Was there iced tea in your Long Island Iced Tea? :censored:
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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 11:58:10 AM »
Was there iced tea in your Long Island Iced Tea? :censored:

No, where's my lawyer? :-)

I was at a wedding on Long Island years ago.  A Jewish Sunday wedding, and I was a touch hungover.  At the cocktail hour after the ceremony, I ordered an iced tea.  The dude brought me a Long Island iced tea.  I was shocked that there was booze in it, since that wasn't what I wanted.  I did man-up and drink it.
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Re: Crunchberries are not real berries.
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 12:19:33 PM »
Sometimes I think the movie Idiocracy was just an offensive but hilarious film, while other times fearing it IS a portrait of our future.  Argh  :thatsright:

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The movie (and this kind of situation) put me in mind of that great SF classic novella, The Marching Morons, by C. M. Kornbluth, a portrait of a  degenerated Dystopian future, a future that surfaced in supporting plot lines in many of his other writings as well.  A morality tale as well, I highly recommend it.
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