NEWSFLASH!
For immediate release:
A recent study has determined that half of men arrested in 10 cities are NOT on drugs. Elmer P Fudd of the Miami Beach Sheriffs department is quoted as saying, "Gee golly damn, only half huh? I'd of figured at least 3/4's to 90% of the assh*les we arrest is high. Looks like them treatment programs is wurkin after all."
The Obam-bam Administration when asked to comment had a different spin of course.