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***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« on: May 12, 2009, 08:49:08 AM »
*****ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****

IT'S FITZMAS DAY!



HAPPY FITZMAS DAY TO EACH AND ALL!

HAPPY SCHAUDENFREUDE TO THE PRIMITIVES!



HAPPY BORYBORYGMIA TO THE BOSTONIAN DRUNKARD!

*****END OF ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 08:56:02 AM »
In case anyone's not familiar with Fitzmas, this, from the DUmping Ground here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7196.0.html

It's a wonderful time of the year, Fitzmas.
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 08:58:44 AM »
In case anyone's not familiar with Fitzmas, this, from the DUmping Ground here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7196.0.html

It's a wonderful time of the year, Fitzmas.

How long is the Fritzmas season?....24 business hours?
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 08:59:18 AM »
How long is the Fritzmas season?....24 business hours?

Yeah.
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 09:01:10 AM »
24 business hours =  when hell freezes over
In Tennessee. I came down here to get warm,froze my arse off since I got here..
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 09:01:51 AM »
24 business hours =  when hell freezes over

A merry Fitzmas to you, madam!
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 10:01:58 AM »
PJ has a great post over on DUFU to commemorate the holiday!

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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 10:13:22 AM »
I'll be eating toast and frog legs and marching outside D.C. today :-)
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 10:15:00 AM »
PJ has a great post over on DUFU to commemorate the holiday!

 :cheersmate:

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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 10:24:19 AM »
Ahh...Fitzmas. That yearly celebration that was granted to us by WillPittStain's egotistical rantings about non-existant, insider knowledge to make the other primitives spin theirselves into fits of jealous rage.
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 11:25:43 AM »
PJ has a great post over on DUFU to commemorate the holiday!

 :cheersmate:

Yeah, it's here, for those not familiar with P-J Comix's most excellent DUmmie FUnnies:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2249183/posts
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 06:23:49 PM »
And lets not forget Jason Leopold!!!!

Another Super Sleuth!!!   :whatever: :-)
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 06:55:58 AM »
*****ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****

IT'S FITZMAS DAY!



HAPPY FITZMAS DAY TO EACH AND ALL!

HAPPY SCHAUDENFREUDE TO THE PRIMITIVES!



HAPPY BORYBORYGMIA TO THE BOSTONIAN DRUNKARD!

*****END OF ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****

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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 06:56:50 AM »
If that's the fruit of someones loins, I believe they let the fruit flies get to it.

That's the fruit of someone's loins, believe it or not.
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 08:13:13 AM »
More Bostonian Drunkard in today's most excellent DUmmie FUnnies:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2249930/posts?page=5
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Re: ***ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich***
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2009, 04:03:07 PM »
That's the fruit of someone's loins, believe it or not.


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