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Offline PatriotGame

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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2009, 07:53:36 PM »
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`**** Tru Green (a.k.a. CHEM LAWN). **** Lawn Doctor. **** ALL of the lawn poison companies.

The VRWC - chemtrails or lawn poisons - you decide, we deliver...


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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2009, 08:25:11 PM »
you may both be right - After hitting Google I suspect that the colony was a variety of Bald Faced Hornet, which apparently isn't a hornet at all, but a wasp. They were fuzzy like bees, and resembled this photograph.



I've been stung by one of those before.  Hurt like a son of a bitch.  I've been stung a lot of times, but never had a reaction, but this one got a big red ring about 3 inches in diameter around it so i called someone (poison control maybe??)  Anyhow they told me it packed the most venom in it's sting of anything in VT.  And they're nasty bastards,  chased me a good 200 yds thru the woods. 
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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2009, 09:28:46 PM »
I've been stung by one of those before.  Hurt like a son of a bitch.  I've been stung a lot of times, but never had a reaction, but this one got a big red ring about 3 inches in diameter around it so i called someone (poison control maybe??)  Anyhow they told me it packed the most venom in it's sting of anything in VT.  And they're nasty bastards,  chased me a good 200 yds thru the woods. 

They certainly are nasty - Although I was never stung by one of these, several others were. Makes me glad to have taken out a massive colony of them - I laugh to myself thinking about 50 years or so from now when they bulldoze the strip-mall the store was in, then all of these bug casings start pouring out of the wall.

I wonder if they tell their great, great grandchildren about what happened that day, and if they have taken a vow to exact revenge for what I would estimate to be no less than 10 thousand tiny little stingy souls sent to the gates of hell.  :-)

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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2009, 02:32:15 AM »
Here is a bee-killing story for you-- Many moons back I worked for a big-box store that had some sort of bee infestation - I say some sort because I still don't know what they were. They looked like bumble bees but they were black and white. Anyway, they were ill tempered, and stinging people at random, and I was sent on a mission to seek and destroy. They had built a massive hive in the back wall of the stockroom, and were flying out through this tiny hole, So I taped it over to give me time to think. I listened to the wall in different spots and I figured the nest was at least 10 feet in diameter, maybe bigger.

I then got a gas mask and violated every poison control law on the book by mixing ammonia, bleach, and bee/wasp killer. I dumped the witches brew into a garden sprayer and pushed at least a gallon into the wall.

That made them mad. really really mad. The whole wall was buzzing furiously.

Outside the building they swarmed in this massive black cloud. we locked the doors.

The next morning I went out where they were swarming and saw this bee carpet on the ground - at least 20 foot around and a few bees thick. Genocide had come, delivered by my hand.

I couldn't stop smiling the whole day.

 :-)

After all, bees are our friends, just ask this guy that was stung over 2,000 times.

LAS VEGAS —  A 53-year-old man remained hospitalized Monday, two days after being stung "a couple thousand times" in what authorities are calling the worst bee attack around Las Vegas in 20 years.

Clark County Fire Department spokesman Scott Allison says the man accidentally disturbed a nest of Africanized honey bees, also known as "killer bees," when he overturned a boulder while operating a backhoe Saturday.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510117,00.html

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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2009, 06:27:51 AM »
OMG!!!

Where is mike_c when you need him!!!!  :rotf:
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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2009, 06:56:12 AM »

Seriously...think for a minute what it means to be a DUmmy


     A bumblebee dies, and this moron is so in tune with the universe that it knows immediately who is responsible and why.  And imagine the level of emotional abuse required to shortwire a child's sense of empathy, so that it runs home to get help for an insect.

     Must be nice to be the Bee Whisperer, but I think this asshole needs their children taken away so they can devote more time to being the defender of insects. Why, I'm about to go kill a few thousand ants right now! Try to stop me, moron.

Bee Whisperer.... :lmao:

A couple years ago we had ChemLawn spray our yard and the next day all but one of our fish were dead in our pond. We think when the spinklers went off that the chemicals ran into the pond. The one fish (Binky was his name) lived through so much trauma. He was poisoned by Chemlawn, attacked by a heron and "crippled", survived two overfills of the pond (the fish are poisoned by too much chlorine when the pond is overfilled) only to die at the beak of anther Heron about amonth ago. Totally off topic but have any of you seen a Heron in real life?  They are friggen HUGE. 
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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2009, 07:41:19 AM »
Actually **** you, Hopehoops, for raising such an insipid, weakling of a child. I'm sure we'll be supporting her for the rest of her life no doubt when REAL LIFE roadbumps come as they inevitably do to every individual as they make their way through life. Some people are natural nurturers, but if this child is over the age of somethign like 4 and she cries over a dying bee, then you haven't done your job to teach her about perspective and relevance.

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Re: An updated rant on LAWN POISON
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2009, 12:20:31 PM »
DUmmie lawn:

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