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Offline bijou

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Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« on: May 05, 2009, 09:28:25 AM »
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A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off. ...
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Poor guy is going to get shafted in the divorce.
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 09:32:31 AM »
That's terrible.  Imagine losing your penis in a rear-ender. 
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 09:48:41 AM »
I guess she never heard the old saying, "Don't bite the hand penis that feeds you."
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 09:51:08 AM »
For his sake, I hope she didn't swallow -- this time, at least.
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 11:10:54 AM »
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According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The gags just write themselves!

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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 11:22:08 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
The gags just write themselves!

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That was a "reflexive" comment, was it not?
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 01:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 05, 2009, 09:32:31 AM
That's terrible.  Imagine losing your penis in a rear-ender. 
He just might come up short.
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 01:32:31 PM »
Funny, I was just wondering whatever happened to Lorena Bobbitt.  Musta moved to Singapore!!
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 03:09:21 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on May 05, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Funny, I was just wondering whatever happened to Lorena Bobbitt.  Musta moved to Singapore!!

Nothing accidental about her dismemberment (pun fully intended).

I think she used a knife.    :o 
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 08:05:50 PM »
Didn't something similar happen in the movie "The World According to Garp"?
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 09:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2009, 08:05:50 PM
Didn't something similar happen in the movie "The World According to Garp"?

I was thinking the same thing - and yes it did
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 10:07:06 PM »
I wonder how the car and health insurance companies took that. lol.
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2009, 10:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2009, 08:05:50 PM
Didn't something similar happen in the movie "The World According to Garp"?
Yep, that's the first thing I thought of.
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 10:18:12 PM »
I don't remember Nurse Fields biting off anyone's willy.  I do remember the kid that got skewered on the car's shift lever.

Maybe I need to read the book again.
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Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 01:30:03 PM »
In situations like this, sometimes you just have to swallow your pride. But in this case, she did it for him.
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