« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Southern Hospitality  (Read 1490 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Southern Hospitality
« on: May 04, 2009, 01:48:08 PM »

A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to (getting ready to) jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please, don't jump; think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee"

He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?"

She replied, "Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb-ass Yankee."   
Logged

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1280/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: Southern Hospitality
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 02:12:41 PM »
Ah, save the South, shoot a Yankee.

Or as I saw during my days in Atlanta, "Welcome to Georgia.  Now go back to New York."
Logged
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline DixieBelle

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12143
  • Reputation: +512/-49
  • Still looking for my pony.....
Re: Southern Hospitality
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 02:59:46 PM »
:rofl: I'm stealing that one...
Logged
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

Spread my work ethic, not my wealth.

Forget change, bring back common sense.
-------------------------------------------------

No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

Offline Randy

  • Resident Grouch with a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4244
  • Reputation: +202/-39
  • Odd
Re: Southern Hospitality
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 02:35:29 PM »
I don't know if I've mentioned my favorite Florida bumper sticker here before.


It's Springtime Up North
Don't Miss It.



 :-)
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »