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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2009, 10:48:58 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 28, 2009, 11:53:45 PM
I'd be saying "God Hates Bunnies", "Bunnies Are Violent", "Bunnies Are Lawless", God Gave Bunnies Up", "Bunnies Are Nature's Freaks", and "Bunnies Die, God Laughs".


     OK, after a few years, going back to the original CU, I'll ask: what the **** is with the bunny shit?
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2009, 10:53:37 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 29, 2009, 10:48:58 AM

     OK, after a few years, going back to the original CU, I'll ask: what the **** is with the bunny shit?

I believe one of them, masquerading as a cute and lovable fluffy creature, bit Ptarmy when he was a kid, unwittingly tipping the hand of the Lagomorph Brotherhood's evil plans for planetary domination to the alert young tundra grouse.
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2009, 11:48:19 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 29, 2009, 10:53:37 AM
I believe one of them, masquerading as a cute and lovable fluffy creature, bit Ptarmy when he was a kid, unwittingly tipping the hand of the Lagomorph Brotherhood's evil plans for planetary domination to the alert young tundra grouse.

heh, heh, heh! I think you hit the nail on the head! Ptarmy has a phobia!  :lmao:
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2009, 12:16:29 PM »
Somehow I get the feeling the closest he ever got to the CIA was a low level desk clerk at the DMV.

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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2009, 12:18:43 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 29, 2009, 12:16:29 PM
Somehow I get the feeling the closest he ever got to the CIA was mopping the floors at the DMV.

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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2009, 12:22:48 PM »
Now now, he could've worked for the CIA. If he's really old, my school was the College for Industrial Arts between 1905 and 1934. Or he could've worked for the Culinary Institutes of America...  :p
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2009, 12:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 29, 2009, 12:22:48 PM
Now now, he could've worked for the CIA. If he's really old, my school was the College for Industrial Arts between 1905 and 1934. Or he could've worked for the Culinary Institutes of America...  :p
Yep...they have floors that need moppin' too.   :-)
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2009, 04:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 29, 2009, 12:22:48 PM
Now now, he could've worked for the CIA. If he's really old, my school was the College for Industrial Arts between 1905 and 1934. Or he could've worked for the Culinary Institutes of America...  :p

I knew a guy who taught at the CIA.  He was a trained chef, too.  Man, could this guy cook.  He told me that he and his wife spent almost all of their off hours exercising, so they wouldn't pack on lots of weight.  They even had two kids, who could have used the exercise.

But, this guy could whip up an awesome meal.
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2009, 04:34:35 PM »
So this is what happens when you drive by the CIA complex everyday. They come looking for you and your children in order to keep you quiet about the mile markers!
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2009, 05:58:45 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 29, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
I knew a guy who taught at the CIA.  He was a trained chef, too.  Man, could this guy cook.  He told me that he and his wife spent almost all of their off hours exercising, so they wouldn't pack on lots of weight.  They even had two kids, who could have used the exercise.

But, this guy could whip up an awesome meal.
Julia Child was a spy at one time.  Or at least worked for the OSS.
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2009, 06:03:11 PM »
Looks like Austin Powers was real after all. :lmao:
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2009, 08:36:46 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 29, 2009, 10:53:37 AM
I believe one of them, masquerading as a cute and lovable fluffy creature, bit Ptarmy when he was a kid, unwittingly tipping the hand of the Lagomorph Brotherhood's evil plans for planetary domination to the alert young tundra grouse.

From the Book of Humor - (worksafe, but not good for really young kids)
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2009, 10:30:07 PM »
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2009, 04:11:25 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 29, 2009, 05:58:45 PM
Julia Child was a spy at one time.  Or at least worked for the OSS.

I had heard that.  By CIA I meant the school in Hyde Park NY (the Culinary Institute).
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Re: I was threatened again yesterday
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2009, 06:52:58 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 28, 2009, 04:25:09 PM
formercia  16. It's just a matter of time   Updated at 10:25 AM
   
I'm already dead. I have an incurable bone infection they gave me several years ago. I just didn't die as quickly as they had hoped. It's MRSA and has resisted every antibiotic the doctors have tried.

Have they tried applying lead to the temple yet? 


Yeah but he ducked just in time. 
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