You people are sick.
Oh, little do you know, madam.
It's been a while now, a couple of years, but I had embarked upon an exhaustive psychological analysis of the sparkling husband, using the techniques as outlined by Freud and his disciples, and got into it really heavy.
It was a mistake; the sparkling husband primitive, if his comments posted on Skins's island are an accurate reflection of the way he
really feels,
really acts, in real life.....please notice the "if".....then the sparkling husband primitive is one really sick ****.
I slammed the books shut, preferring to continue thinking of the sparkling husband primitive as a
les risibles primitive, one of the laughables, the second-lowest tier of primitivity, above only the
drek primitives, the skumbag primitive and the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher--in other words, keeping the sparkling husband primitive elevated with the subway cat, richboy playboy Pedro, the Bostonian Drunkard, Doug's ex-wife, &c., &c. &c.
It can get disturbing, when one examines primitives too closely.