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Offline Bluesuiter-Retired

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Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« on: April 21, 2009, 08:25:17 AM »
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 08:29:53 AM »
This could have been serious.  At her age she could easily break a hip.
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 10:34:01 AM »
Another celebutard that anyone cares about........because....?








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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 10:37:21 AM »
Maybe she should stay off of horses....she fell off of one 3-4 years ago and got hurt then too.
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 10:45:00 AM »
from the article:
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Rosenberg has said paparazzi leaped out of some bushes and startled the horse Madonna was riding in Bridgehampton, a haven for celebrities and the wealthy on Long Island's eastern end.

Damn freeper paparazzi!  :rotf:
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 11:22:32 AM »
She should stay away from old nags.   :-)
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 02:33:44 PM »

  "Maddonna Falls Off Of Horse?????"

  Whaddaya expect??
  It's probably impossible to successfully hang on to the underside of a Horse while it's humping!!! :evillaugh:
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 02:43:02 PM »

    Thought going through horses head after she fell off,,,,

    "Hmmmmm,,,,,,still feels like the same amount of friction!!  :rotf:
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 04:04:55 PM »
Quote from: LogiQ on April 21, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
    Thought going through horses head after she fell off,,,,

    "Hmmmmm,,,,,,still feels like the same amount of friction!!  :rotf:

More than likely is was more like "Thank God that skank is gone! She smells like carp!"
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 04:14:20 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 21, 2009, 04:04:55 PM
More than likely is was more like "Thank God that skank is gone! She smells like carp!"

I hope the horse didn't catch anything from her.
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 09:22:11 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 21, 2009, 04:14:20 PM
I hope the horse didn't catch anything from her.

HA!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 03:05:10 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 21, 2009, 11:22:32 AM
She should stay away from old nags.   :-)


The horse?
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Re: Madona Falls Off Of Horse?????
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2009, 03:57:47 PM »
I'm surprised the Kabala cult she belongs too didn't foretell this.
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