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Offline thundley4

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Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
« on: April 20, 2009, 10:22:25 PM »
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RANDY Caroline Cartwright was fined yesterday
—over sex sessions so noisy they woke her partially deaf neighbour.

Caroline, 47, was served with a noise abatement notice last year over her bedroom antics with factory worker hubby Steve, 46.

But the couple’s raucous romps continued — with fed-up neighbours reporting “moaning, groaning, screaming and even SLAPPING”.

One said the racket was like domestic violence.

Environmental Health officials built up a catalogue of 23 recordings, made through one neighbour’s soundproofed walls.
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 10:33:57 PM »
Maybe he's real bad at it and it hurts.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 08:39:59 AM »
She looks satisfied......him, not so much.
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Re: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 10:38:30 AM »
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But the couple’s raucous romps continued — with fed-up neighbours reporting “moaning, groaning, screaming and even SLAPPING”.


Sounds like the neighbors are jealous....... :-)
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