They're all dumb and easily slapped down. Here's the one I found to be the most silly.
What would you call it if it happened to your son or daughter?
Some may balk at using the word "torture," so be prepared to defend the word.
"You don't want to call what we did to prisoners 'torture,' is that what you're saying? Well then, I ask you: what would you call it if it was done to your son or daughter while wearing the uniform of the United States of America? If an enemy did this to American prisoners, what would you call it? Would you be quibbling about the legal meaning of the term, or would you be denouncing these enemies for 'torturing' American prisoners? I bet I know which term you'd use in that case, and I defy you to say otherwise. If it was your daughter, would you call it torture? Would you, or wouldn't you?"
Note how they try and make groups like al-Qaeda to be the same as a standing military of a soverign nation ("If an enemy did this to American prisoners....").
Trying to equate Americans in military uniform to people who support a mad-man that had his followers fly planes into buildings is not a valid comparison. If my son or daughter were connected to a group like al-Qaeda, then they would deserve to have these interregation methods used on them. Would I be happy about it? No. But it would be justified.
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