What the Liberals Have Done to Us

[Hawkgirl]

 SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

 

Scenario :

Jack goes rabbit shooting before school,

pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

 

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle,  goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

 

2007 - School goes into lock down, Star Force called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again.. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

 

Scenario:

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

 

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.  Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

 

2007 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.   Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

 

Scenario:

Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

 

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal.  Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

 

2007 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

 

 Scenario :

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

 

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

 

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

         

Scenario :

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

 

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

 

2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. 

 

Scenario :

Pedro fails high school English.

 

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

 

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.  Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.    AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.        Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. 




 
Funny....yet sad at the same time
 

 
 
 
 

[seabelle]

LOL....good one.  Here's another:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?


2. Teaching Math In 1960s


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?


3. Teaching Math In 1970s


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80. Did he make a profit?


4. Teaching Math In 1980s


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number
20.


5. Teaching Math In 1990s


A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
participation after answering the question: How did the birds and
squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong
answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok.)


6. Teaching Math In 2009


Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la
producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

[Hawkgirl]

 

[Dragon]

Cost of computer; $600.

Reading all of the above post; Priceless 

[jinxmchue]

5. Teaching Math In 1990s


A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
participation after answering the question: How did the birds and
squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong
answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok.)

The really, really sad part of this is that it is 100% true.  I was talking to my brother last night about his son, my nephew.  My brother moved him into a private school because he came home with a math book that was filled with liberal indoctrination about environmentalism.  It was so bad that even his very liberal mother (she and my brother are divorced) agreed to send him to the private school so he'd get a proper education.