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Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« on: March 20, 2009, 11:19:29 AM »
I used to do this on Fridays at work...I would send a humorus email about the things that crapped me off during the week...It used to be a great thing to lighten everybody's mood.   :rotf:

So here it goes...

I have about had it with the theatrical President OBAMA!  Stop going out there with the teleprompter...who cares if you fumble over words and don't sound polished off the cuff.  Stop giving us words read from a teleprompter.  Stop giving us the theatrical town meetings :popcorn: where you pretend to care about the guy who lost his job and now can't get one because he has a felony conviction 20 years ago.  YOU CAN'T HELP THIS GUY...you are the President of the United States of America...YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO HELP THIS GUY, unless you give him a job mowing the lawns at the white house...stop acting like you can...YOU ARE BREADING FALSE HOPE... :loser:

Christopher DODD...Come clean already and tell America that you wrote the loophole ammendment into the bail out bill. :hammer:  Don't tell us it wasn't your words, that you didn't put dates into the ammendment and blame the white house for it and then two days late take it all back...Tell us what you did or tell us who did it...you know it was either the adminstration (Emanuel or OBAMA) democratic leadership (Pelosi or Reid)...or YOU!...One thing we know for sure it wasn't the Republicans :tongue:

Congress...Stop acting like you are outraged...YOU ARE TO BLAME :banghead:  You are the knuckleheads that voted on the bill without reading it...now that you have had time to read it you realize oh man we let AIG off the hook... :bawl:  Stop crying...take responsibilty for what you did and stop trying to make things better when you only make things worse. :fuelfire:  by voting to tax the bonuses rightfully and legally paid out to AIG, and others you are setting circumstances up for other legeislation to say we don't like that you got $5000 on your income tax refund this year...we need this money so we are going to tax that $5000 at 90%...I will  :censored: somebody up if that happens...Oh and by the way...How come Merrill Lynch gets a pass on the 90 % tax thingy when no one else does...You can't tax one group and not another who are under the same circumstances :thatsright:

Oh Yea...CNN...MSNBC...Get off of your high horses about AIG...They are not to blame here...They did what you boy DODD said they could do...Blame Congress if you got the stones to...They voted the bill passed it is the law...now Congress wants to revoke the law...How come no one is yelling about this Come on Olberman...let's here you get pissed off about this.  John Stuart at least is equal opportunity...He is out there calling a spade a spade...How come real news media can't do the same...I know it is because they are too busy doing stories about the OCTOMOM :practicepreach:

Finally, I am so irritated with Government as a whole...How simple is it to realize...if you don't have the money you shouldn't spend the money.  Here is my deal...I work with the Developmentally Disabled...Last week I had to go have a talk with on of my clients...he is spending money like crazy...We talked awhile and he came to this conclusion...Why can't I spend my money the way i want to...the Government is always spending money it doesn't have...Why can't I...Can't argue with Logic like that can ya... :banghead:  I told him because the Government doesn't have a bank when it runs out of money is just makes more...unless you have the ability to grow money or make money...you have to not spend money you don't have.   :rulez:  I told him that is just the way it is...He said to me somebody should tell the government that they should play by the rules too!!!   :bravo:

So at this point I have gotten all off my chest that I need to...HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY :beer:  Go home from work tonight have a  :kumbaya: and sing...roast a marshmallow, make a S'more... :drunksailor:do a little dance... :hot:make a little love, and forget about the  :tampon: in Washington for a while...They will be there on Monday ready for our rath again :ranton:
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 02:00:45 PM »
Good rant and H5 for the rioting tampon smilie.  I love that thing.
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 04:06:55 PM »
Good rant and H5 for the rioting tampon smilie.  I love that thing.

I just thought what else would you call the goof offs in washington without being totally upscene!  I got my point across.  And boy do I feel better!
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 04:13:36 PM »
Great rant. H5.



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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 04:21:14 PM »
Well going on-air without the Telepromter is very damaging to the Barack. 
For example; last night he went on Leno to try to connect to the people, but he will only be remembered as the loser President who insulted the handicapped.

I doubt he will be making these appearances again.  The real, unpolished, unprotected Barrack will lose him the Presidency in 012  :-)

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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 06:31:30 PM »
Well going on-air without the Telepromter is very damaging to the Barack. 
For example; last night he went on Leno to try to connect to the people, but he will only be remembered as the loser President who insulted the handicapped.

I doubt he will be making these appearances again.  The real, unpolished, unprotected Barrack will lose him the Presidency in 012  :-)


I think it's more his socialist policies that will cost him the election.

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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 06:38:32 PM »
I like a good Friday rant.  Thank you. 

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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 09:37:30 AM »
Well going on-air without the Telepromter is very damaging to the Barack. 
For example; last night he went on Leno to try to connect to the people, but he will only be remembered as the loser President who insulted the handicapped.

I doubt he will be making these appearances again.  The real, unpolished, unprotected Barrack will lose him the Presidency in 012  :-)


Prime time press conference...More Scripted questions more teleprompter answers...if he is not on a teleprompter, he will have an earpiece in.   :loser:
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 09:38:43 AM »
I like a good Friday rant.  Thank you. 

Thanks...when I look back at it...I think there was so much else I missed.  But that is just more left for this weeks rant right?
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 09:39:03 AM »
I used to do this on Fridays at work...I would send a humorus email about the things that crapped me off during the week...It used to be a great thing to lighten everybody's mood.   :rotf:

So here it goes...

I have about had it with the theatrical President OBAMA!  Stop going out there with the teleprompter...who cares if you fumble over words and don't sound polished off the cuff.  Stop giving us words read from a teleprompter.  Stop giving us the theatrical town meetings :popcorn: where you pretend to care about the guy who lost his job and now can't get one because he has a felony conviction 20 years ago.  YOU CAN'T HELP THIS GUY...you are the President of the United States of America...YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO HELP THIS GUY, unless you give him a job mowing the lawns at the white house...stop acting like you can...YOU ARE BREADING FALSE HOPE... :loser:

Christopher DODD...Come clean already and tell America that you wrote the loophole ammendment into the bail out bill. :hammer:  Don't tell us it wasn't your words, that you didn't put dates into the ammendment and blame the white house for it and then two days late take it all back...Tell us what you did or tell us who did it...you know it was either the adminstration (Emanuel or OBAMA) democratic leadership (Pelosi or Reid)...or YOU!...One thing we know for sure it wasn't the Republicans :tongue:

Congress...Stop acting like you are outraged...YOU ARE TO BLAME :banghead:  You are the knuckleheads that voted on the bill without reading it...now that you have had time to read it you realize oh man we let AIG off the hook... :bawl:  Stop crying...take responsibilty for what you did and stop trying to make things better when you only make things worse. :fuelfire:  by voting to tax the bonuses rightfully and legally paid out to AIG, and others you are setting circumstances up for other legeislation to say we don't like that you got $5000 on your income tax refund this year...we need this money so we are going to tax that $5000 at 90%...I will  :censored: somebody up if that happens...Oh and by the way...How come Merrill Lynch gets a pass on the 90 % tax thingy when no one else does...You can't tax one group and not another who are under the same circumstances :thatsright:

Oh Yea...CNN...MSNBC...Get off of your high horses about AIG...They are not to blame here...They did what you boy DODD said they could do...Blame Congress if you got the stones to...They voted the bill passed it is the law...now Congress wants to revoke the law...How come no one is yelling about this Come on Olberman...let's here you get pissed off about this.  John Stuart at least is equal opportunity...He is out there calling a spade a spade...How come real news media can't do the same...I know it is because they are too busy doing stories about the OCTOMOM :practicepreach:

Finally, I am so irritated with Government as a whole...How simple is it to realize...if you don't have the money you shouldn't spend the money.  Here is my deal...I work with the Developmentally Disabled...Last week I had to go have a talk with on of my clients...he is spending money like crazy...We talked awhile and he came to this conclusion...Why can't I spend my money the way i want to...the Government is always spending money it doesn't have...Why can't I...Can't argue with Logic like that can ya... :banghead:  I told him because the Government doesn't have a bank when it runs out of money is just makes more...unless you have the ability to grow money or make money...you have to not spend money you don't have.   :rulez:  I told him that is just the way it is...He said to me somebody should tell the government that they should play by the rules too!!!   :bravo:

So at this point I have gotten all off my chest that I need to...HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY :beer:  Go home from work tonight have a  :kumbaya: and sing...roast a marshmallow, make a S'more... :drunksailor:do a little dance... :hot:make a little love, and forget about the  :tampon: in Washington for a while...They will be there on Monday ready for our rath again :ranton:

I love "Breaded False Hope" Very tasty deep fried  with a side of marinara!  :-) Nice rant though!
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 09:54:09 AM »
I love "Breaded False Hope" Very tasty deep fried  with a side of marinara!  :-) Nice rant though!

Uhhhh...I meant breeding false hope???  See what happens when I am angry or  :cheersmate:
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 10:00:13 AM »
Uhhhh...I meant breeding false hope???  See what happens when I am angry or  :cheersmate:

Hey, you can't breed false hopes without a licence.
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 10:38:02 AM »
Hey, you can't breed false hopes without a licence.
I always thought you had to have a "license" as well! :-)
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 10:57:25 AM »
I always thought you had to have a "license" as well! :-)

smart ass...

but a hi-5 for catching what I didn't.

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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 12:21:22 PM »
I always thought you had to have a "license" as well! :-)

Toasted...are you a teacher??? :uhsure:
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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 01:03:27 PM »
Toasted...are you a teacher??? :uhsure:
Nah! Just a shit stirrer!  :-)
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Re: Konssurvative1's First Friday Rant...
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »
Ya Gotta love us Shit stirrers!!! :maddernhell:
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