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Offline Chris_

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Explorers On Global Warming Expedition Stranded in North Pole by Cold Weather

Three global warming researchers stranded in the North Pole by cold weather were holding out hope Wednesday as a fourth plane set off in an attempt deliver them supplies.

The flight took off during a break in bad weather after “brutal” conditions halted three previous attempts to reach the British explorers who said they were nearly out of food, the Agence France-Presse reported.

“We’re hungry, the cold is relentless, our sleeping bags are full of ice,” expedition leader Pen Hadow said in e-mailed statement. “Waiting is almost the worst part of an expedition as we’re in the lap of the weather gods.”

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Severe, bitter, life-threatening cold?  That proves it!  Global warming is REAL!!![/gorebot]

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Friggin idiots, they deserve to freeze to death.   :evillaugh:
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....and Johnny Horton sings, "When it's springtime in Alaska, it's 40 below."
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When I saw the subject I thought for sure you would provide a link to an article from The Onion.
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