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Offline Chris_

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'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« on: March 10, 2009, 07:10:36 AM »
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'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings

TULSA, Okla. —  Tulsa police say a man was robbed of his casino winnings by two women he met at the casino and invited home with him.

Police say the man won about $2,000 at the Creek Nation Casino then invited the women to gamble with him and to go home with him for drinks about 4 a.m. Monday.

The man told the officer the women said they were massage therapists and removed his pants then left with his cash.

About 4:45 a.m. the officer was at a nearby convenience store and recognized the two suspects from the victim's description.

Police arrested 21-year-old Lashell Averill and 21-year-old Lashyls Lanimara after finding them carrying a large amount of cash then finding marijuana in their car.

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Yeah, yeah, caught with his pants down.   :-)

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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 08:49:55 AM »
Not what I thought they would look like based on their names, at least one of them.

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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2009, 09:33:42 AM »
What the heck is the world coming to when you can't win a lot of money at the Indian Casino in front of two whores and then expect not to be robbed when they go home with your drunken self?

Sad days. :(
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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2009, 09:47:38 AM »
He's a gambler.  He took a chance when he removed his pants. 
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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 11:02:29 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 10, 2009, 09:47:38 AM
He's a gambler.  He took a chance when he removed his pants. 
...so is Bubba Clinton.  Same reason.
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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 11:54:48 AM »
It could happen to any of us.  :-)
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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 01:58:21 PM »
That's what is known as a "sad ending".

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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2009, 02:29:13 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 10, 2009, 07:10:36 AM
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Yeah, yeah, caught with his pants down.   :-)



21-year-old Lashell Averill and 21-year-old Lashyls Lanimara

slap they mama's
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Re: 'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 02:30:47 PM »
with those names I was expecting something far different.

slap they mama's anyway.

they actually look better than I thought they would too
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