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Offline Eupher

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2009, 09:58:23 AM »
The pet/street name thingie would give me "Corky Harrison."

Sounds like a reject from the "Jerry Springer Show."   :rotf:  :lmao:
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2009, 10:07:42 AM »
Damn.  Just damn.

The pet/street name thingy gives me the pron name of Boatswain Horne.

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2009, 10:09:22 AM »
Hugh Swank





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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2009, 02:06:19 PM »
Damn.  Just damn.

The pet/street name thingy gives me the pron name of Boatswain Horne.

I'd be a legend on every mess deck in the fleet...

That's awesome!

I bet with a name like that you'd cut quite a swath through the Gay Porn community.  :rotf:




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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2009, 05:58:24 PM »
....but it might work for your significant other.

My pet/street name is Kate Dirtroad.

Might work for some but not me...... :rotf:

It would work for a certain genre of pron, but, I don't think you roll that way...

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2009, 10:12:56 AM »
Okay, using the pet/street name system.


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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2009, 10:16:06 AM »
That's awesome!

I bet with a name like that you'd cut quite a swath through the Gay Porn community.  :rotf:

Sorry Dave.  Not up to a career of "mustering se(a)men"...  :lmao: :-)
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