Conservative Cave True Life Stories: JtyangelAn expose on the lives of our favorite posters. One poster at a time. With the next episode being on CONFIDENTIAL!
Jtyangel was a friendly girl from the start
Happy go lucky, and a bit of a tom boy
She discovered beer in junior high
She was popular, always having some of the lads following her
While having the sleepovers for her girlfriends
For a bit she started listening to hip hop
She kept up the schools spirit during the games
While always having fun with Halloween
She traveled out of the US for the first time during her senior year spring break, visiting the Caribean
She made it back in time for her Spring Formal
She did well in school, always being a teacher favorite, which earned her a ride to college.
She really loved Halloween
She loved college, excelling at some things
While learning other things
She was still a fan of Halloween
Some say she partied too hard during college
She blamed the partying for the short-lived liberal streak
Her dad was distraught over the liberal wackness
She mellowed it down, to just clean fun
Even learned to ride a bike
With Spring Break exceptions, of course
She went out into the work place
Trying one job after another
No one knew why, no matter how hard Jtyangel worked, and she worked hard! Her male coworkers, always seemed to fall apart while working with her.
Shrugs
Than one day, she discovered... porn
Becoming the Jtyangel, we all know and love today!
Who still loves Halloween!
