Correction, Jukin: Dying in pain.
I think I posted here before that I wrote the AARP, strenuously objecting to this part of porkulus. They wrote back and said "don't worry, be happy, trust the Messiah, everything will be great." I wrote back and said "thanks, but I'm not buying it." They wrote back this morning and said "No, really!"
Anyway, this is definitely a bouncy because none of this stuff goes as swimmingly as she's claiming. There's always a nasty surprise in the mailbox in a few weeks. Always.