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I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« on: February 10, 2009, 12:25:18 AM »
Over on the Megatokyol forums they have been discussiong Rule 34.   I just found out what that means.


So, what are the other rules, and are they as sick and strange?


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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 12:44:48 AM »
rule 34??

Rule 34??

we aren't allowed to talk about Rule 34! Thats Rule #33!

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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 12:51:39 AM »
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Rule 34: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.  Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 12:52:49 AM »
isn't that a bit contradictory?
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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 12:56:26 AM »
Rules Of The Internet

1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/

3. We are Anonymous.

3.14159265358979323846... . Expect us.

4. Anonymous is legion.

5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

8. There are no real rules about posting.

9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.

29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.

33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. - Raping your childhood since 1979

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more ****ed up shit than what you just saw.

37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky

39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

42. Nothing is Sacred.

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.

45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.

47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

48. A cat is fine too.

49. One cat leads to another.

50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.

51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.

54. /b/ sucks today.

55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.

56. They will not bring back Snacks.

57. You will never have sex.

58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.

59. **** Gaston.

60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.

61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.

62. Everything has been cracked and pirated.

63. There are female versions of all male characters. No Exceptions.

64. If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIxI does not have it, become an hero.

65. Anonymous is not your personal army.

66. The cake is a lie.

67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.

68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

71. The internet is SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS.

72. Chuck Norris is your father. No exceptions.

73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.

74. If you post it, they will cum.

75. Rule 75 is a lie.

76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.

77. The internet makes you stupid.

78. It will always need moar sauce.

79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate

80. Ebaums did it. No exceptions.

81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.



There's 174 of them.  Damn control freaks...  http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page
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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 07:53:09 AM »
77 is the one I believe in more than any other.   It is probably the reason Stormfront and DU exist.

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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 09:30:30 AM »
Rule # 175: It needs more cowbell



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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
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Re: I just disvovered rule 34. What are the other 33?
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