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Offline jinxmchue

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Fun little thing to do for laughs
« on: February 13, 2009, 09:39:15 AM »
Do a web search using "[Your Name] Needs" in quotations and copy and paste the first ten results. (And leave out any results you don't find appropriate if you so choose.) Tag your friends. Interesting, isn't it?

1. Jason Needs a Pismo.
2. Jason needs to SHUT UP.
3. Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat.
4. Jason Needs A Ring.
5. Jason needs to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes and socks... Jason needs to carry his pitchfork and he is off for a fun filled evening.
6. Jason Needs a Helmet.
7. Jason need's a good slapping.   :rotf:
8. Jason needs your micro-cash.
9. Jason Needs A Hair Cut.
10. Jason needs strength.
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 12:34:49 PM »
Pretty funny results. 

However, there are people with the last name of "Needs" that kind of skew the results...
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 07:31:16 PM »
At work we have what is known as a Frac Van; it looks kind of like a 5th wheel RV pulled by a semi-tractor. Inside are a number of computers and a low-grade server to monitor the various pieces of equipment used in our job and some creature comforts. The customer sits there as well as the engineer, our team leader and one other who monitors the various rates of comsumption for the chemicals we use.

Since it is so important and the customer--known as the company man--sits in there it is with great joy that we tell new hires that the van must be surveyed for "audial integrity".

MSB: You see, worm, no sound can get through there because the company man has to be able to do his job without a lot of noise interrupting him; and you know them @#$%ing trucks don't put out anything BUT noise.

So here is what we need you to do: we're going to go inside and you're going to stay out here and make as much noise as you can without actually beating on the Frac Van so we can listen inside for sound leaks.

Got it?

Another good one is sending them off to the warehouse to fetch a 5-gallon drum of K9P.
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 07:46:26 PM »
You don't send the news guys to look for hose pipe, do you? :lmao:
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 08:06:28 PM »
- Rearden needs to be liberated from his acceptance of the self-sacrifice ethics.
- Rearden needs to complete a first project to show off his product’s advantages
- Rearden needs strength and reserve
- Rearden needs to know is that the senses are valid
- rearden needs to meet his new cousin!
- Rearden's needs this!!!
- Rearden needs to go back to the drawing board and come up with a garbage collection plan that's fair and workable
- Rearden needs a pair of glasses
- Rearden needs some consoling
- Rearden needs to change his AGS handle to Rainbow Rearden  :o

Wow.  :lmao:
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 08:15:04 PM »
How embarassing... :(

Chris needs a wee wee.
Chris needs to give me cancer
Chris needs a nickname
Chris Needs Snow
Chris needs more club members.
Chris Needs A New Lcd
Chris needs no introduction
USB-powered heat stirrer. Maybe Chris needs this.
Chris needs to bring book 1 in the Kim Harrison books
Chris needs Our Help
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 08:26:31 PM »


Let's see what I got....

Lauren needs attention... (  :uhsure: )
Lauren needs a new home   (because THIS town is a curse)
Lauren needs to get better inspired
Lauren needs a man ( of course  :naughty: )
Lauren needs a helping hand
Lauren needs to work on her self-esteem (yeah  :( )
Lauren needs someone to take the pressure off of her
Lauren needs to become more responsible ( ::) )

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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 09:03:00 PM »
Melinda needs to come
Melinda needs our prayers
Melinda needs to find voice through her heart
Melinda needs work
Melinda needs to figure out her financial priorities
Melinda needs work (again)
Melinda needs your vote
Melinda needs to wake up from Jim's bedside already because this "dream" of hers about getting a 2nd chance with architect boy is getting ridiculous
Melinda needs to be more modest
Melinda needs to begin to carry herself like the star that her talent demonstrates
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 09:03:55 PM »
:rofl:  How humble.
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Re: Fun little thing to do for laughs
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 09:18:42 PM »
Oh my! I liked using "Rearden" better, lol.

- Brad needs to get real with himself
- Brad Needs Protection
- Brad needs babies! (OK, #'s 2 and 3 don't go together)
- Brad needs a girl (at least number 4 goes with all of the above)  :-)
- Brad needs to work on his self being (??)
- Brad needs a pair of wrestling shoes
- Brad Needs A Nap
- Brad Needs Your Help!

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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826
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