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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2009, 03:14:35 AM »
Many of my internet friends have asked what I look like in real life.  I can answer that.

Everyone who knows me says I look like Kurt Cobain.....when they found him.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2009, 03:23:07 AM »
Oh please! Stop! 

I'll be back on Thursday! 

Love you!

Please remember the waitstaff.....otherwise I have to share my tips with that scum!

Oh! Stop! STOP!

(stage direction:  throw hands up and walk off stage.  Come back out and say WE is still a faggy princess.  The audience will understand and clap)

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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2009, 07:38:37 AM »
 . . . would you all believe that I am actually sorry that I missed this thread last night? :-)
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2009, 08:35:58 AM »
Holy Shit...


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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2009, 08:38:24 AM »
entertaining thread...distrubing, but entertaining!  :-)
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2009, 10:04:26 AM »
When you begin to talk to yourself.................................
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2009, 02:36:47 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on February 04, 2009, 07:38:37 AM
. . . would you all believe that I am actually sorry that I missed this thread last night? :-)
It looks more to me like you used  :admin: to access Undies' password, downed a bottle of scotch, then went on a drunken writing rampage to make him look foolish. Either that, or Undies is hitting the sauce himself.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2009, 02:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on February 04, 2009, 07:38:37 AM
. . . would you all believe that I am actually sorry that I missed this thread last night? :-)

Me, too.

Since I normally eschew "cocktail hour" threads, I missed this one. 

LU is certainly feeling barmy.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2009, 04:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 04, 2009, 10:04:26 AM
When you begin to talk to yourself.................................

I was bored and awake.  I wanted someone intelligent and fascinating to talk to. 
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2009, 04:48:46 PM »
I.....uh......dunno.

Is LU from this planet? I'm asking for a friend.....
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2009, 08:48:56 PM »
I decided to make a Mexican Jumping Bean Casserole to take to a pot luck event.  I thought nothing would WoW the group more than a dish that moves.  I envisioned specks of jalapeno confetti flying from one side of the dish to the other.

I don't know what went wrong.  Maybe the tomato sauces was too heavy.  When I took it out of the oven, they just laid there.  It looked like grandma's baked beans.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2009, 08:57:17 PM »
My mustache had been a fixture on my face for over thirty years before I decided to shave it off.  I decided to shave it off because it had become a rainbow of colors.  It looked like I had a miniature Warhol Dalmatian resting between my upper lip and my nose. 

The only reason I had the mustache was because I think my mouth is too small for my face.  I once described it as looking like a coin slot.

Sure'nuff, since shaving my mustache, six total strangers have crammed quarters in my mouth.  I stopped going to that bookstore.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2009, 09:03:38 PM »
Are warts islands in the Skin Sea?
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2009, 12:51:11 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 04, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
My mustache had been a fixture on my face for over thirty years before I decided to shave it off.  I decided to shave it off because it had become a rainbow of colors.  It looked like I had a miniature Warhol Dalmatian resting between my upper lip and my nose. 

The only reason I had the mustache was because I think my mouth is too small for my face.  I once described it as looking like a coin slot.

Sure'nuff, since shaving my mustache, six total strangers have crammed quarters in my mouth.  I stopped going to that bookstore.

I have a virgin mustache -- I have never shaved above my lip in my entire many decades life.

And I am thinking we need to get you some help, LU.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2009, 11:49:12 AM »
Don't you dare judge me.  At least not until after the swinesuit competition. 
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2009, 12:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 05, 2009, 11:49:12 AM
Don't you dare judge me.  At least not until after the swinesuit competition. 

Does that mean you'll be wearing one of these? 

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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2009, 01:34:11 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 05, 2009, 12:12:19 PM
Does that mean you'll be wearing one of these? 



why am I not surprised that bacon enered this thread? :-)
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2009, 02:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 04, 2009, 04:41:55 PM
I was bored and awake.  I wanted someone intelligent and fascinating to talk to. 


I was asleep.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2009, 02:29:36 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 05, 2009, 12:12:19 PM
Does that mean you'll be wearing one of these? 



That looks like a pervert autopsy.  I like it.

( I wonder what would make it sizzle)
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2009, 10:38:15 PM »
I never though of my parents as sexual beings.  Then it happened.  I was up late one night when I was about fourteen.  I saw them waddle into the hall bathroom together (they didn't have a private bath).  They weren't fat people.  Why were they waddling and why did they go into the bathroom together?

Does anyone else remember the smell of Massengill Douche? 
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2009, 10:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 05, 2009, 10:38:15 PM
I never though of my parents as sexual beings.  Then it happened.  I was up late one night when I was about fourteen.  I saw them waddle into the hall bathroom together (they didn't have a private bath).  They weren't fat people.  Why were they waddling and why did they go into the bathroom together?

Does anyone else remember the smell of Massengill Douche? 

OK, now I *know* we need to speed help to you post haste.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2009, 10:55:08 PM »
I promised I would be back on Thursday.  It's Thursday!

I like Tuesday and Thursday.  They have no meaning.  One is the day after Monday and the other is the day before Friday.  

Actually, Thursdays are the day our money gets deposited into our primary checking account, so it should mean something.  But I'm in the Wayback Machine right now.  

My dad used to call me the Champaign Kid with the Beer Pocket Parents.  That wasn't exactly true.  My parents were extremely frugal.  They had money to burn.

We lived in a nice house with plenty of room.  It just wasn't in a special neighborhood.  I hated that.

I had my own room from the age of thirteen, and I got to pick out the paint, the drapes, and the furniture.  It was the showplace of the house.  My mother use to encourage me to leave my door open.  

Could my dad have been right?  Nah.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2009, 11:28:49 PM »
Did you know that one of my granddaughters who is second cousins to Reba McEntire is quite musical and loves to sing?  She's pretty good too.  The other one couldn't carry a tune in a basket with a lid on it.  But she is gorgeous.  Drop-dead never-forget-how-pretty gorgeous.

Back before my family got connected to Reba, I use to call her "rat-faced Reba".  I still cannot shake that. 

This is not to imply that I or her cousins have ever meet the woman or in any way share a history with her.  I doubt seriously she knows they exist.

My ex-son-in-law's dad was Reba's dad's brother.  His name was Kenneth.  He was 24 years older than I.  That's how Reba and I were born in the same year.

My granddaughters from that marriage had two grandpas.  One was old enough to be the other one's dad.

Kenneth McEntire died a couple of years ago.  It saddened me how no one in that family acknowledge his death.

If you ever see the Reba McEntire "Behind The Music" or the A&E Biography, when you see her dad, he looks just like Kenneth.  It spooked me out.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2009, 11:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 04, 2009, 08:48:56 PM
I decided to make a Mexican Jumping Bean Casserole to take to a pot luck event.  I thought nothing would WoW the group more than a dish that moves.  I envisioned specks of jalapeno confetti flying from one side of the dish to the other.

I don't know what went wrong.  Maybe the tomato sauces was too heavy.  When I took it out of the oven, they just laid there.  It looked like grandma's baked beans.

Hopefully the beans did not reactivate once inside your intestines.
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Re: The Blue-Gray Haze of the CC Night Lounge
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2009, 11:52:38 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on February 05, 2009, 11:48:10 PM
Hopefully the beans did not reactivate once inside your intestines.

No, but that could be interesting too.  They could dance "Hot Hot Hot" into the enevitable toilet bowl. 

Oh su caliente!
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