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Get a hair cut.
Seriously, he looks all emo....
I look like a red muppet???
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this: 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie) 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands". 3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie) 4. Emo guy is just too much of a *****. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team. 5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues. This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
Emo dude, not elmo. http://emo.urbanup.com/990798
Wait.....Bok is Emo Elmo[youtube=425,350]MO6ZOXSbsu8[/youtube]
H5 for making me spit wine. (emo elmo) Is there anything the entertoobs does not know??
I don't know about the entertoobs but I am ALL KNOWING.
Sweet. Can you tell me where my socks are? I called "information" and they hung up on me.
OK. That makes sense. Except I was rural, not suburban and instead of writing songs and strumming I joined the Army and jumped out of airplanes. That works better.
Now see, you have it easy as a single guy. Imagine 5 different people living in a household.... the laundry basket is chaos, utter chaos at the end of the week.
You have to do laundry every week?
Checking in, a day late.
Actually a load of towels/whites goes in every other day or so. Left in a basket for me to fold. The socks just sort of accumulate in the basket until I have the stomach to go through them all.
I kept your spot warm for you babe.
It's my avatar bub.... when are you going to make an honest woman out of me and be my facebook buddy?