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Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« on: January 20, 2009, 07:55:26 PM »
Post Whore here and people will mock you and possibly H5 you.

Might as well laugh because it's too windy to stack BB's and some of us can't dance.





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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 07:58:05 PM »
I bitch slapped you for making this thread.
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 08:00:06 PM »
I bitch slapped you for making this thread.

So much for lightening the mood!

I BS'd you for BSing me!



Pistols or Sabers?

Maybe I can get Franksolich to act as my 2nd.





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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 08:03:15 PM »
I'm giving you 1 BS an hour until you post a pic of that dolly's brains splattered all over that door.
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 08:05:45 PM »
Why not both?  And I'm calling Sarge as my second.
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 08:06:20 PM »
Pistols or Sabers?

I suggest loaded colostomy bags at 20 paces.  It's a shitty way to die, but hey, it happens.
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 08:10:59 PM »
I suggest loaded colostomy bags at 20 paces.  It's a shitty way to die, but hey, it happens.

Sailors...
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 08:13:53 PM »
Try to keep the H5s and Bss in equilibrium my friends.
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 08:38:13 PM »
Sailors...

Always with the pooper, ya'know?  :clueless:

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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 08:43:18 PM »
Post Whore here and people will mock you and possibly H5 you.

Might as well laugh because it's too windy to stack BB's and some of us can't dance.



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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 09:18:01 PM »
Please don't shoot her.

You'll destroy the closet door. Those things are a pain in the ass to install. And paint.

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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 09:39:56 PM »
Please don't shoot her.

You'll destroy the closet door. Those things are a pain in the ass to install. And paint.

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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 09:09:15 AM »
Post Whore here and people will mock you and possibly H5 you.

Might as well laugh because it's too windy to stack BB's and some of us can't dance.





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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 09:39:00 AM »
Shoot the bitch, what do I care?
+1 :innocent:

She does look a lot like a young Hillary, doesn't she.
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Re: Moving The Deck Chairs On The Titanic...
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 09:59:41 AM »
She does look a lot like a young Hillary, doesn't she.


Well, she looks more real life than Nancy BelaPelosi.

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